avada-matata:

hyena-princess:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

corezi:

what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!

what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him

Kylo: luke tried to kill me when I was just a child!

What Rey Should have Said: And if he had then you wouldn’t have DESTROYED MULTIPLE PLANETS

Kylo: …..

Rey: YOU SLAUGHTERED BILLIONS

Kylo: …….

Rey: YOU MURDERED CHILDREN WITH A LASER SWORD

Kylo: okay but Luke…tried to kill me…

Rey: Because he saw your future where you murdered children and blew up planets

Kylo: Okay but if I WAS DEAD that would be BAD for me personally

Rey: But good for the billions of innocent people who you brutally murdered

Kylo: But…bad…for me…

So

TRAGIC

Rey: I don’t think you understand how this “Sad Backstory” thing works

Not just that, but literally IMMEDIATELY after almost getting killed by Luke he goes and kills all of the other jedi-in-training who won’t follow him. His first action after almost being killed, because Luke thought he was going to be evil, was murdering people.

I still can’t find the logical connection here like why would that be your second step

Hes son of Leia “I’m gonna steal the plans to the deathstar and lie about it 15 minutes later to my father who saw me do it” skywalker and grandson of anakin “i fucking hate sand” skywalker and trained by luke “im gonna let my hand get cut off and jump into a bottomless pit in a floating city because i dont like my dad” skywalker. Do you expect any less than the utmost dramatic from him?

tabletop-rpgs:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

bubbaclaw1:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

Look, I could go on and on about the prevailing tropes in gaming, especially fantasy gaming, that have made the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, and women uncomfortable. I could share personal experiences. I could talk about how the influx of progressive writers, LGBTQ+ writers, writers of color, and female authors has made gaming MUCH better.

But that takes time, and you only want me to talk about Dungeons and Dragons. So I’ll do that.

This is actually cringeworthy. D&D is a Fantasy Game. If you want SJW politics in your game put them into your game. If you don’t want them, don’t put them into the game. My point is I didn’t follow this blog for Any SJW politics. I’m just a GM that followed this blog to see new magic items and new ideas to put into my game. [As I’m sure a good 90% of the followers of this blog did as well.] Let’s just stick with game stuff and not worry about politics. Okay?

No, not okay. If you don’t like that I demand inclusivity for others, feel free to unfollow. Thinking that content should be inclusive and welcoming is not “SJW Politics,” that’s the whole point. The anon was mad about a couple posts that were about games having female protagonists and more LGBTQ+ content. If seeing people demand better content that is more thoughtful in regard to groups that are routinely marginalized in the community, feel free to unfollow. You don’t have to read it, but don’t tell me what to post, especially in a condescending way.

Same.

us simply existing is not “sjw politics”

bibarrybluejeans:

htjmfisherman:

emotaako:

emotaako:

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels

DnD Handbook: Drow…extrEMLY evil

Every Drow PC: Drama-thirsty fashion-forward goth

DnD/Pathfinder Handbook: Goblins….. Unrepentantly evil……

Every Goblin PC: chaotic good hongry child

banana-battery-acid:

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

Okay but kuzko would totally try and seduce the gods

okboy:

okboy:

these all have the same energy

another contender

blue-mood-blue:

There’s only one Light of Creation, even if it’s collected multiple times. It’s called “the” Light of Creation, and the IPRE doesn’t end up with a cargo hold filled with incredibly powerful orbs of light. It’s always the same single piece of creation that slipped out of the creator’s hands fell out of place.

So what removes the Light from the IPRE or the Hunger when they get to a new world? Why is it always falling at the beginning of the year?

The story is linear. The IPRE’s perspective is linear. From the outside, it seems like one year in each world, happening one after the other and resetting the physical forms of the crew each time. But since each of these years happens in a separate dimension, consider: they’re happening simultaneously, in the same year.

The “reset” at the beginning of each year is not really a reset - the IPRE is returning to the beginning of the same year, at a different physical location. The Light always falls at the beginning of the year because it’s only just been misplaced; it’s gone when they reach a new location because it has to fall again, because the year is at the beginning again. The “one after the other” perspective of the crew isn’t wrong, it’s just a different way of ordering the experiences that is easier for the mind to understand. Seeing all of that happening at once would be devastating - it was devastating for Maureen, who saw all of those worlds at once and the one consistency between them.

There is still a century of experiences, but in a layered whole that’s only broken when the IPRE moves past that one year. They only had to restore the Light and defeat the Hunger on a single world to save them all, because all of these dimensions are connected: if there’s only one Light and only one Hunger, only one victory is needed.

maybe this is why the temporal challace, who was the most eager to become whole again, kept looping the same hour. They only needed to make one hour go right.

chefpyro:

purelyundecided:

chefpyro:

Accidentally almost came out to my grandma lmao I was asking her about shaving products and lotion and she was like “you should look under For Men” and I argued against it a little and she said “you ARE a man, right” and I reflexively made a doubtful face lmao

Chef its been ONE day.

I’M NOT VERY SMART

Ive nearly came out for the sake of a pun on several occasions.

nightguardmod:

tehjai:

aliyamirat:

naamahdarling:

setheverman:

tooquirkytolose:

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

my greatest fear honestly

Listen, I am 40.  I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner.  Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song.  Longcat.  Ceiling cat.  Radiskull.  Powerthirst.

So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious.  If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time.  No exceptions.

I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr.  Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of.  I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.

I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal. Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me.  Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm.  Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references.  Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.  

You gotta.

“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”

Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.

all your base are belong to us

It’s almost like nobody expects nearly 50 year old memes

Originally posted by weareinquisitor

listen, memes never die, they just start getting called quotes and references

justsomeantifas:

freeandresponsible:

justsomeantifas:

rich people:

millennials:

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

luoiae:

LIEUTENANT!!! I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE IS…. FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD!!!!!

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