daisypeach:

daisypeach:

you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up

HOLY SHIT LMAO

klanced:

Matt: … Pidge?

Pidge: (breathless) Matt?

(In unison, they both slowly rise to their feet, never breaking eye-contact. They stand apart for one moment before collapsing into each other.)

Pidge: (crying) Oh, my gosh! Ever since the Kerberos Mission they- they said that you were dead, but I knew you weren’t! I knew- I never- Mom and I never gave up hope, I swear, we never stopped looking for you- Matt.

Matt: (voice catching) I can’t believe you found me. It doesn’t- it doesn’t seem possible. I… I missed you so much, Pidge I can’t believe you’re-

Pidge: (tasers him with her bayard)

Matt: KATIE WHAT THE HECK

Pidge: (sobbing) WHY DO YOU HAVE A GRAVE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

prokopetz:

wolfpawn:

prokopetz:

Is there any more quintessential a Middle Class White Family experience than having to deal with relatives who get super mad about redistributive economic policies not because they expect to one day become part of the economic elite, but because they imagine they already are?

Like, buddy, you’re a two hundred grand in debt and you take the bus to the mall. The fact that you timeshare a lakefront cabin doesn’t make you Bill Gates. Your net worth is couch change to actual wealthy folks - these people are not your peers.

In Ireland, there is a political party that want to add a tax of 1% on people who have incomes and assets exceeding €1 million a year. Our friends are going mental and saying they will have to leave the country, that this will crush them……Dude, you earn 37,000 your wife earns 37,000 between you you earn 74,000, your safe, this will not affect you in anyway. Calm the fuck down!

I’m reblogging this mostly for the benefit of the folks saying “dude, that’s only in America”. I’m Canadian, this poster’s Irish - like, come on, let’s stop pretending we’re all squeaky-clean by pointing at America. It’s self-congratulatory bullshit.

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

every so often you just got to smell a dick, am i right my dudes

just give me a sec, im trying to trap a bot. where the fuck is it.

dude i swear to god, if this bot does not respond i will piss myself

COME ON HAIKU BOT

IM SPEAKING IN ALL HAIKUS

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

this is such bullshit.

haiku-robot didn’t come.

i’m going to bed.

you’re a fucking nerd

every is not 3 beats

wait fuck i messed up

this is so pointless. the odds the bot will notice are next to nothing

tinybatwarrior:

Dan Avidan catching me taking pics of him with his pants down. A trilogy.

horseman-bojack:

BoJack Horseman banners

 + bonus

moonpaw:

when youre scrollin through ur dash and then u see it

creepin up on you

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cryptidclown:

creechuur:

where is the rat?
bring him to me. 

as u wish… 

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

The thing that went down today in Gainesville probs won’t get as much press bc (thank god) nothing bad happened!!! But I think that’s also why it would be good to look at what happened bc I think… ppl at UF handled Spencer’s shit really well and smartly. Beforehand everyone kept acting like either you thought he should get punched offstage or you thought he should just ~be ignored~, but actually… what people did was neither of those things and what people did WORKED REALLY WELL

Ppl just used the entire Q&A to ask him why he was here. “Why are you here” “I’m trying to give a speech” “K but like… why are u even here tho” “ugh next question. yes, you over there, what’s your question?” “My question is… … … why are u here”

It was a really smart combo of tactics (the local merchants doing a swap-tickets-for-free-beer etc thing beforehand, which really cut down on attendees) (about 450 of the 700 available tickets were used) and just… shutting him down firmly and CONDESCENDINGLY. it was the “annoyed and condescending” part that was so great. Everyone just treated him like a giant misbehaving toddler and refused to engage him in the fight he wanted to have but also refused to let him have his ugly platform 

The crowd outside responded to both men with swastika shirts and ppl trying to egg them on to punch said men by just. Yelling at them and then, in the case of the swastika t-shirt guy, sort of forcibly moving him out of the area. 

The whole thing had such a strong like “politely but firmly escorting an unwanted vacuum cleaner salesman from your home” vibe that was fucking PERFECT

I dont say this like that vibe or these tactics are universal AT ALL, I don’t think that is the case, I think that u have to think about all of these events individually bc the contexts are never the same, but like just… 

having a ton of irate college students & faculty members alternately going “fuck you spencer” “black lives matter” & then the… fucking… UF football team chant... was incredible. it was like “you aren’t welcome here, here’s the things we believe in, and also, we would really rather be at a sports game right now, you horrid, slimy little man”

this also worked I think bc of the high volume of (a lot of older) white ppl utilizing their ~Respectability~ to make him look ridiculous. A super underrated way of fucking these guys up at their Events, imo. like just a ton of 50+ white dudes who were kind of sternly and firmly (and often condescendingly!!!!! WHICH WAS GREAT) rejecting his shit while wearing button-up shirts tucked into their khakis yk. really effective.