Silver Tongue

teratomarty:

fake-magical-girl:

theperksofbeingaperk:

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https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

Reblogging for drowsy, dawning wokenness at 0:57.  

onnastik:
“ mydadisindianajones:
“This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]
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And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.
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The ferry...

onnastik:

mydadisindianajones:

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

The ferry man also lost his boat after his lie was revealed

heterophobiac:
“straightedgedhigh:
“ blackgirlnamedkaivy:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ queer-lana-orgasm:
“ oziomathewicked:
“ eurotrottest:
“ sleezed:
“ indianaifill:
“ Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.
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This the shit that...

heterophobiac:

straightedgedhigh:

blackgirlnamedkaivy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

queer-lana-orgasm:

oziomathewicked:

eurotrottest:

sleezed:

indianaifill:

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

Ummm 😳 ok wow

This is amazing.

Wooweeee ☺️

this is the inside of a fucking fig

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devlynsidious:

More trans memes. The highlight of my life…memes

sighinglotus:

meren-of-clan-nel-thot:

mainmanblackdynamite:

mainmanblackdynamite:

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

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remedialaction:

unpopularopinionsworlddatabase:

“Entertainment” is probably the least impressive and worthwhile thing you can aspire to in media

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aughtpunk:

itsgeauxtime:

How the hell is Blackwatch the stealth unit? You have

Gabriel “No stock 4 shot shotgun” ReyEdgelord

Cowboy Whistle McGlowstick, in spurs no less. With a revolver. And COWBOY BOOTS

A Loud Irish Anime Nerd who watched Film Theory’s DBZ episode and said “bitch please”

And LED Ninja Man with his Magical Glowing Dragon that requires a 500 decibel yell to activate.

Anything can be stealthy as long as you kill all the witnesses

incorrectfmaquotes:

Hughes: I’m so glad you guys can help me set up the garden! Hawkeye, can you bring me that hoe please?.

Hawkeye: [grabs Roy and pushes him into Hughes’ direction]

captainsnoop:

you ever notice how whenever the melee community gets called out for its various shitty things (being actual thieves, having bad attitudes, throwing a shitfit whenever their game MIGHT not be at evo despite the game’s top 10 players not changing at all over the course of several years) their go-to response is “lol well u just mad u cant beat me cuz u cant do a hiphop skadoodle mcgoo backwards sidetrick” 

and whenever a new smash game or smash clone comes out, melee players immediately write it off for attempting to make smash more accessible to newcomers 

melee players don’t want a new game. they want melee forever. not because they enjoy the game or think it has any longevity or merit as a community, but because they took the time to learn how to play this busted glitch-ridden children’s party game and they don’t want to lose that feeling of superiority they get from knowing how to wavedash 

new smash game lets you move extremely quickly without needing to wavedash? not as good as melee, because that means people who didn’t bother to learn melee’s dumb tricks can play it and enjoy it. 

it’s gatekeeping. plain and simple. melee players think knowing how to glitch a party game makes them better than you and anything that challenges that idea drives them in to a frenzy, busting out tired and disproven arguments about how combos in real fighting games were glitches to begin with, and how wavedashing isn’t a glitch because sakurai knew about it and didn’t remove it 

they just don’t want new people playing smash. because if anybody can play smash (like nintendo always intended), it means they aren’t special.

hillaryisaboss:

Sounding the alarm:

“Like so many others, I am horrified and heartbroken by what is happening to immigrant kids and families because of this administration’s disastrous policies. We now know that more than 700 kids were separated from their parents between October 2017 and April 2018. As a mother and a grandmother, it’s devastating to even imagine. Not only that — this administration built on their ‘zero tolerance’ policy earlier this month. The result? Nearly 700 more kids were separated from their families in the first two weeks of the new program. Think about that. Hundreds of families torn apart in two weeks. Muzaffar Chishti of Migration Policy Institute said something that has stuck with me. He said that ‘In the immigration context, the government has never taken a stand against the protection of kids in this country. For the first time, it is now formally taking a position that explicitly goes against the best interests of kids.’ It is now the official policy of the US government — a nation of immigrants — to separate children from their families. That is an absolute disgrace. #FamiliesBelongTogether. If you’re like me, there’s nothing worse than feeling helpless. So on this National Day of Action for Children (supported by groups from ACLU to We Belong Together to United We Dream to MomsRising.org, National Domestic Workers Alliance), visit Families Belong Together to see what you can do to help. There is no more important test of our country than the way we treat the most vulnerable among us, especially children. We cannot turn away from what’s happening on our watch — we have to act.“
~2016 popular vote winner; Hillary Rodham Clinton