Silver Tongue

itsastoneluigi:

miseryofmillions:

Tumblr: off model is bad actually

Twitter: off model is good actually

Me: My dick and balls are good actually. Great even. Has anyone ever gave that a fucking thought.

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Good off model:

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Bad off model:

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taranoire:
“ celticpyro:
“ devildoll:
“ ziskeit:
“ May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.
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Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?
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This is freaking...

taranoire:

celticpyro:

devildoll:

ziskeit:

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

This is freaking inspiring.

can you fucking imagine shia labeouf as loki 

You pick the snake up but loki surpsie

Dagger in hand and blood in his eyes

He stubbs you in the kindey

Actual mischief god loki odinson

pancakeke:

someone who doesn’t know common tropes: Is this a [series] reference?

aspiringdoctoruk:
“ king-jarrod:
“ basedinreality:
“Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers
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The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super...

aspiringdoctoruk:

king-jarrod:

basedinreality:

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

crypticluigi:

i saw the video of bryan dancing in costume and immediately thought of this

heardbook:
“ umu-official:
“ badbigboss:
“#Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima
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im afraid
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You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4...

heardbook:

umu-official:

badbigboss:

#Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima

im afraid

You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.

501arceus:

papajohnpizzas:

had a dream last night where hideo kojima only allowed one interview about death stranding and the interview was conducted by a monkey who knows sign language, the monkey only asked questions about bananas

It will make sense when you play the game