Silver Tongue

afallenwolf:

nob-princess:

sapiosexualmcride:

wackcauldron:

critical-perspective:

pietriarchy:

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

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wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

this the video you’re talking about?

He kept belly flopping everywhere

Some….

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Bo-aAUGHhh!

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musherum:

musherum:

can we talk about the huge difference in how fo1, fo2 and new vegas talk about old-world america versus how fallout 3, 4, and now 76 seem intent on portraying it

competent writers: the american commonwealth devolved into a fascist imperialist police hellstate that invaded mexico and canada and pillaged the world for its resources and burned the world in nuclear fire and partnered with vault tec to engage in unethical social experiments inside the vaults to better understand how to maintain a monopoly of power over the masses and-

todd howard, drowning out the series’ legacy with a boombox: A̭̙̟̲L̲̥M̺͕͚͉̰O̴S̰̠̥̘͚̲̠T̗̮̤̟̯̫👌 ̛H͏͕͍EA̻̣͖̥̣̤̺͞V̘̫͕̫̱̗̼͜E̸͚̖̤͚̱N ̷̦̦̭̤̳ 👼 .̢̯̹̱͍̥̳.W̶͖̲̘͕͕͍ͅE̡̖̙̲̙̱Ş̻̦T ̱͎ͅ☀️V̳͔̺̱̼̖Ị̪̖͉̮RG͘I̛NI̵̞ A̻̣͖̥̣̤̺͞ A͖͙̤A͓̳̪̲͙͉🌻💀🇺🇸💣😋

vendeluxe:
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slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

mood: during the trial against my friend, the persecuter claimed that my friend had a weapon at the time he was arrested and later the defense attorney pulled out the “weapon” and was like “everybody. this is a sex toy”

in addition to the dildo defense: saw an observer pull out her chapstick and start smearing it on her face. also another observer was wearing cat ears

autisticsamusaran:

joeykazooie:

virtualsarcasm:

I feel like this is relevant again

I love how people think this is a Robot Chicken sketch, but this is actual footage from a Nintendo E3 presentation. 

it’s both, they got Robot Chicken to do this for their E3 presentation which just seems absurd to me

nubs-mgee:

Vriska learns what guilt is

adamtots:
“ C’mon Becky.
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adamtots:

C’mon Becky.

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ranma-official:

tatterdemalionamberite:

dragon-in-a-fez:

tangobunny:

eruhamster:

trippingthelight:

cozi:

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

When I was like 10 I roleplayed with people on Neopets, completely innocent stuff like ‘high school AU’ or ‘wolf AU’ and the like. I made a thread called ‘See the Sea Hotel’ and it went on for a few replies until I randomly got my account frozen and after explaining to my mom for a good 30 minutes that ‘frozen’ didn’t mean the computer wouldn’t respond, she got on to try and send an email to Neopets’ staff and they said that ‘hotel’ was a restricted word because it included ‘ho’ in it

I had a similar experience around that age with an online music game called Audition.

I said something like “Can I get the speed to 2x speed?” and it automatically changed my message to “Can I get the **** to **** ****?”, and a moderator saw that modified message and suspended my account for offensive language.


It turned out that I couldn’t say ‘speed’ because it had ‘pee’ in it, and I when I contacted support to say it was a mistake on their part and asked if I could be unsuspended, they said that I was also writing numbers, and writing numbers was strictly forbidden just in case they were a phone number.

I remember playing Phantasy Star Online back in like 2001 - it was one of the first console MMOs, if I remember correctly - and you didn’t get banned for saying “bad words”, but they did get censored. their list of inappropriate words was….extensive, and one in particular created a real problem for people trying to make plans to play together. because of course the most common day of the week to do that would be Saturday, right? but. that has the word “turd” in it. so. every time. you tried to say “do you want to play Saturday”. it would say. “do you want to play $%&@%#+%”. and the other person is just. sitting there. wondering. what the fuck did you just ask them to play

This is called the Scunthorpe Problem and it always cracks me up.

dark souls censors the word “knight” because it has “nig” in it, it’s a game largely about knights

you used to not be able to trade Cofagrigus in Pokemon because its name has “fag” in it

i-aint-even-bovvered:

whitexblackrose:

This is like a stereotype aliens would come up with for us just through watching our movies.

I like the idea that they don’t make contact because we’re actually fucking terrifying.