sonokido:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it

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hinaofficial:

funkfanger:

thedeadhatter:

chocozumas-revenge:

aldia:

aldia:

my favorite meme is the hp bar of a dark souls/bloodborne boss pasted over an image that isn’t the respective boss like

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Originally posted by spplmj

None of these are inaccurate depictions of the bosses either.

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Originally posted by kaishutan

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mikerickson:
“One of my old college buddies that I haven’t spoken to in years just sent me his plans for a perpetual motion device.
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mikerickson:

One of my old college buddies that I haven’t spoken to in years just sent me his plans for a perpetual motion device.

sucrose-fr:

shitmanletsbedragons:

shitmanletsbedragons:

every time i see a purple dragon i think of that angry “purble” dr post and i just

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“he purble”

new rule @ self: reblog every time this thing ends up on your dash again

rafr:

recentgooglesearches:

i thought homestuck was finally defeated

You made the rookie mistake of turning your back on the body.

passcodez:

ah yes, my favorite defense hero in overwatch

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cooltori-minami:

jiluan:

fatswag:

jiluan:

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

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Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

sixth-light:

kc749:

littlereddove:

han-j1:

evilqueenofgallifrey:

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

I love that he said Pakeha

Can someone write what its being said in this?

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

Hosts responding sarcastically to dumb emails is an entire genre in New Zealand television and radio presenting. Basically all the main RNZ National presenters (roughly equivalent to NPR or BBC4) make a regular habit of it. 

Also beautiful: this Broadcasting Standards Authority response to a guy who tried to lay a complaint over Guyon Espiner speaking too much Māori on Morning Report. Tō waha, e hoa. 

musicalhell:

yamino:

zohbugg:

shrineart:

teaboot:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

hexmaniacciaran:

gomeandyou:

lesbianspaceprincess:

feathersmoons:

goshawke:

lemonsharks:

melancholic-wings:

kramergate:

curtis-ballard:

kramergate:

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?

women: don’t propose or get married if u don’t like the thought of marriage

men: what kind of sjw fuckery

the other bit that this implies is:

If you like your wife, act like it. Even around your friends. Be open and honest about liking your wife, liking spending time with her, and not being resentful of the shared work of building a household. Let your buddies know you can’t hang out with them because you’d rather be home with your wife, whom you like, because she is your legit bff, even though you know your buddies are gonna mock you for it.

Stand up to your buddies. Tell them mocking isn’t cool and you don’t want them to do it anymore. Challenge the other men in your life to be better men.

That is what “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” implies to men who are married. And while it’s all completely reasonable I imagine that it’s scary as fuck when it’s just so much easier to har de har har the little woman’s such a nag, ain’t she, don’t we all hate being married so much? with other men.

In that context, “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” is kindof a radical statement.

The number of guys I work with who are engaged who started pulling the “uh oh, life over soon, har har” shit that I have completely shut down with a simple “well if you don’t want to get married, then don’t”…*sigh* And they’re just like, hem, haw, welllll if I don’t then she might not stay with meee, which I respond to with “well, sounds like you need to have a pretty serious and honest conversation with your fiancee about your feelings then” and then the *panic!* look…When you remove that easy “hah hah ball-and-chain” narrative, watch the reaction. Some of them (to a female friend) will mumblingly admit that they love their fiancee and are excited to be married. Others…all you get is fear.

That’s the disservice we do men by refusing to teach boys how to explore their emotional needs. It hurts everyone. I watched three male friends walk into marriages I can tell they weren’t ready for and didn’t want, just because it was expected and they had no tools for emotional self-examination. Two of those marriages are (shockingly) in crisis, a couple years later. One has kids involved now. It’s more than a little heartbreaking. The marriages I see that are working? Are the guys with the emotional maturity to talk to their wives and who don’t care if everyone knows they’re in love with them.

SERIOUSLY. 

My friend is getting married this summer and when I congratulated her fiance on their engagement he said to me “Yeah well you know, women. This is what they want so you have to bite the bullet.” and my other friend’s husband who was sitting next to him laughed and agreed. If this is how you feel, don’t get married. Don’t propose. Just…. Don’t. Do it. Any of it.

Straight people think that doing things you really don’t want to do - like marriage and having kids - is normal cos they’re still stuck in a fucking 19th century mindset.

It’s why I know my best friend got a good one, he’s open about how much he loves her and he’s excited to be getting married and regularly contributes ideas and has his own input, it’s nice to see

It filters through as well. Even being gay, a lot of my straight friends don’t understand why I spend so much time with my husband. Because I love him? Because I enjoy his company? Because he’s my best friend? I can’t count the amount of straight people that have told me that they think it’s “weird” that my husband and I spend so much quality time together. The only person who understood was my mom, whose response was: “If you love someone and genuinely enjoy their company, why WOULDN’T you want to spend your free time with them?!”

How can anyone look at their impending marriage and think ‘oh no, it’s all over now’ like???? I’ve only felt so close to so many people in my life, but those small few were like?? I’d wake up in the morning excited to be awake just to look forward to SEEING them. I’d catch myself with this stupid idiot grin in broad daylight just THINKING ABOUT BEING AROUND THEM. I’d sleep easy with them in my head, shitty days became perfect once I spoke to them. THAT’s how I imagine feeling again someday. I think about feeling that way for someone again and it’s like the whole future opens up. Marriage is finding your best friend in the whole wide world and wanting to have a sleepover every single day, and to agree to it and then go around groaning like your freedom is being stolen is a HUGE disrespect. If you have the freedom to share your life with anyone you like and you throw it around like baggage you really can’t expect it to grow, can you? You gotta care about yourself a little more than that I think

All of this.

Not to mention this mentality makes it’s way TO THE DAY OF THE WEDDING. How many weddings have we seen with something like this:

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Like what kind of toxic mentality do you have to have to say this as the bride is about to walk down the aisle and marry someone who it’s now suggested doesn’t even want to be there?? How is this cute? How is this supposedly charming? This is supposed to be the person you love and want to be with! And not to mention that you send this down the aisle with a small child (the ring bearer or the flower girls)…I have a special loathing for things like this. 

Holy shit I didn’t know that was even a thing.

This reminds me of a study I read about years ago with statistics on happiness/stability in relationships of people of various genders/orientations, and straight people were at the very bottom. (And lesbians were at the top! Not a huge surprise, given that women are generally more inclined to communicate and work out emotions and issues.)

Oh God, I’ve found something worse than those horrible “bride dragging the groom kicking and screaming” wedding toppers.

why are straight people like this

surprisebitch:

hufflepuffholland:

ruinedchildhood:

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Y’ALL ARE NOT GONNA DISRESPECT JASMINE AND MULAN LIKE THIS. MULAN JOINED THE WAR TO SAVE HER ILL, NON-PREPARED-FOR-WAR FATHER. JASMINE DRESSED AS A ‘BUM’ BECAUSE SHE WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE OPPRESSIVE LIFE SHE FACED IN HER COUNTRY/ROYAL BLOOD. MY (RARE) WOC DISNEY QUEENS DIDN’T DO ANYTHING FOR DICK

^ finally someone said it!