Silver Tongue

raybee:

i love this movie but this part always made me sorta laugh

friendlytroll:
“ onion-souls:
“ despicableplankton:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before
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rt if you would date bulbasaur
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Okay for real tho I read a lot of newspaper comics, and I have to give a...

friendlytroll:

onion-souls:

despicableplankton:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Didn’t expect Bulbasaur to get a comic in a newspaper before

rt if you would date bulbasaur

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Okay for real tho I read a lot of newspaper comics, and I have to give a BIG ups for a newspaper comic joke that:

A: Features apps in any way besides throwing the word around with the finess of a 1950s housewife holding a dead mouse (unlike Every Other Everything)
B: Seems to actually know what tinder is for (dating)
C: Might know what pokemon go is for (finding pokemon)
    -Used reference to draw said pokemon
D: Actually made a totally workable, coherent joke from combining these elements in an amusing way (the woman is considering smooching a pokemon)

You can’t understand how unheard of this is for a newspaper published comic strip. 

My hat’s off to you, Wumo. 

Genuinely sincere. I also like how the background is just clear enough to indicate a restaurant, but isn’t clogging up the panel with too many extras. 

daftplunk:

sailorbrazil:

mojav:

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

yelling; MOIKOAL

sarcasmprodigy:

egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

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AU where.

royal-mortician:

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

littlebrotherjack:

bahtmun:

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.

sodomydog:

brownyer:

TODD BETHANY ESDA HOWARD YOU BETTER WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP

“… that glows, in the ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ dark.”

dogtit:

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“i feel like im forgetting something. did i leave the stove on? no maybe the oven. the iron? the xbox? haha that’s a little joke, i don’t have an xbox. hey mario, do you have an xb–”

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“mario???? mega man? y’all good? y’all–”

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“ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuck. they’re dead. they’re super dead. what am i going to tell peach. fuck. shit. fuckashit damn. fuck. okay, big notes for next time, samus; do not disassociate midmission. got it. cool. we’ve learned something.”