Silver Tongue

cn-confessions:

This is the best scene from the recent episode ever.

possumoftheday:
“ Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Shade!
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Shade!

snoopingasusualisee:

grigori-girl:

snoopingasusualisee:

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This pic will be used for evil

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you mean like this

Yes! Exactly! Now take it back.

can someone edit him into that one butt sumo anime

anue:

Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’

Nintendo:

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captainsnoop:

0rdi:

captainsnoop:

i keep forgetting ridley is like, the intelligent leader of a band of space pirates

he never does anything other than act like a big scary dragon. you never see ridley like. giving orders. signing paychecks. giving performance reviews to his pirate underlings. 

Pirates don’t get paychecks or get performance reviews ya friggin goofball. They go yahar and swing on ropes and get the treasure.

they don’t show you the performance reviews on tv but they absolutely do have them 

pirates would do theater when they were bored because the sea is fucking big and you could go days without running into anything.

incompetentandoutofcontrol:
“No but fr unless I’m going out
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incompetentandoutofcontrol:

No but fr unless I’m going out

blairmas:

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

i hate ridley but i love how he looks standing up straight it’s the funniest thing i ever seen in my LIFE

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WHO IS THIS MAN

mom said it’s my turn to play the xbox

samus; My mom would say its my turn but you killed her

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

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The 1800s ???????????????!

momfricker:

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