hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader
Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall
people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot
Soooo…uhh…
…let’s talk about this.
I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.
i’m tired of “REASONS YOU SHOULD WATCH [SHOW]” posts and it’s only a checklist of identity politics discourse with tumblr lingo and nothing about the plot or quality of the show
“1. CREATED BY A WOMAN
2. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A SWEET TRANS CINNAMON ROLL
3. NOT PROBLEMATIC AT ALL JUST WARM + FUZZY!!!
4. THREE (!!!!) LESBIAN COUPLES!!!
5. PERFECT SHOW!!! CAN DO NO WRONG!!!”
and then as soon as the show does one thing wrong it’s a fandom apocalypse and people burn their merchandise but still continue to watch
Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow
for the most part german sounds exactly as it looks and their words make sense ie submarine’s logic: ‘boat that goes underwater? let’s call it underwaterboat’
french is a hell language that the french are elitist about and act prissy over even though like 50% of the letters that make up any given word don’t even get pronounced
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
