do you ever think about how jade canonically talked to gamzee at least once and we never got to see that situation
gamzee: So, I pReTtY mUcH hAd To RaIsE mYsElF bEcAuSe My GuArDiAn’S oUt
Of ThE pIcTuRe, AnD tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy Of My LiFe WaS lIvEd In MoRe Or
LeSs CoMpLeTe SoLiTuDe BeFoRe We EnTeReD tHe GaMe AnD i WaS pUt UnDeR
mInD cOnTrOl To KiLl AlL mY fRiEnDs
Wilmington, NC, officers pulled over full-time criminal defense attorney and part-time Uber driver Jesse Bright for reportedly picking up someone from a drug house.
Police told him he couldn’t record them, but Bright knew his legal rights.
Officers used a K-9 to search Bright’s car but found nothing. The incident is currently under investigation.
I don’t know what’s more depressing, that the cops lied to him, or that in 2017 a criminal defense attorney needs to side gig as an uber driver to make ends meet.
the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”
like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone
one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.
then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.
We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between
i fell off a roof unscathed but also rolled out of the bed wrong and fractured my ankle
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
