peregrinemendicant:

I always forget about this scene and then it kills me every time

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

allthingshyper:

st-just:

Hero.

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

queencryo:

Detroit: Become Human (2018)

trilllizard666:

askshadetrixieandfamily:

sniper-melon:

You know, this may be an over thinking nitpick but this joke from Billy and Mandy has always bugged me.

Why would Grim even bother looking at the obituaries to see who has died today? He’s DEATH itself, he should know immediately by nature on who just just died and who didn’t die because again: he’s DEATH itself!

He’s proud of his work.

“Time to see who among the ones I reaped are missed!”

he wants to learn what the people he shepherds into the afterlife were like in life.

u-eimei:

infradedmind:

Lebanese

i thought you were american

glumshoe:

emibenza8:

glumshoe:

I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started chanting “HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME!” and cheering as the toilet flushed.

its horse time my man

please no I don’t want it to be

you slept through time and met griffin mcelroy, andrew hussie and john mulaney when they were children

thecoranimal:

poetrylesbian:

murdoc:

irrelevantdoorknob:

murdoc:

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

“1,000,000 feet”

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

Were running out of content

hootpoop12:

Karkat fucks with Dave just as much, y’know.

gamedyke:

gamedyke:

The bi flag is cute y'all got a cute flag

It’s probably because all bi people are cute and wonderful so the flag had to match

@kilalabunnies