alittlebitpessimistic:

azalea-in-time:

ziamlevinestylinson:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

metroid-prime-ribs:

zanyvik:

okay this is the last babypost I promise

Drew these for days 8 and 9 of Inktober, but instead of spamming them one by one here I decided to post them all in one go. If you wanna see every THE BABY what-ifs I’ve done in one picture, check my DA here~

I’d imagine that parts of Fusion would be a little easier if you had an Omega Metroid on your side. =P

“but Metroids can only evolve in their home pla–” SHUT UP.

Fuck yeah, this is the content i like to see

bigmammallama5:

ivylanelove:

blockmind:

4quaman:

bruitist:

One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.

If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.

I WANT TO PRINT THIS POST AND DISPLAY IT IN THE CLASS ROOM. I WANT THIS TO BE A FLAG

LETS PUT IT ON THE INSPIRATION WALL

I’m all for this and want to slap big shot comic artists with this but the bra doesn’t fit her properly… so maybe find a better fitted one for comparison

^^the model is wearing too small of a size. The character should be completely contained without squishing and the fabric should be fairly smooth. Like these:

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(alternatively, because not everyone has a runner’s body:)

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The point of athletic wear is to keep you secure! If you want to draw boobalicious people that’s your decision-but if you want to learn a more realistic approach then here’s a start! You can make your characters look like they’re wearing properly measured sportswear while being sexy and attractive.

do you know where my pumpk!n went? ! seem to have lost !t aga!n.
Anonymous
Day 16: hiveswap
Day 17: snapchat
I missed yesterdays so im doing both prompts at the same time. I HC that if dammek was captured by the heiress, he would use his abnormally large horns to scratch the walls of the corridor while being escorted to the...

Day 16: hiveswap

Day 17: snapchat


I missed yesterdays so im doing both prompts at the same time. I HC that if dammek was captured by the heiress, he would use his abnormally large horns to scratch the walls of the corridor while being escorted to the brig. 

charlesoberonn:

Finding the garbage side of a small fandom

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Trying to find the non-garbage side of a large fandom

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adurot:

deadfoxforcutie:

deadfoxforcutie:

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

It may become necessary to literally calm ones tits.

astriiformes:
“i’ve spent a little while trying to add commentary to this and honestly nothing i can come up with is as funny as it is on its own
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astriiformes:

i’ve spent a little while trying to add commentary to this and honestly nothing i can come up with is as funny as it is on its own

neo-space-foundation-x:

begformurrcy:

glitch3lf:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

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CRYING

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WHO CHANGED IT TO DONKEY KONG

It’s better this way

HOW was it changed to Donkey Kong?

adurot:
“ black-jack-o-hare:
“ lewmzi:
“ officialprydonchapter:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the...

adurot:

black-jack-o-hare:

lewmzi:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

You do realise ducktales is fictional show about anthropomorphic animals that do plenty of stuff real life animals don’t do right?

http://sarcastic-clapping.tumblr.com/post/127837638610/i-need-sarcastic-clapping-to-elaborate-on-this


You realize this is a copypasta that originates from Tumblr and that none of these people are actually mad right?

Au contrarie sir

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