higgenbottom:

i dont know shit about gorillaz lore but “i went to jail and my band replaced me with a minor villain from the powerpuff girls” is the most embarassing thing a person could say

life-is-pointless-was-taken:

fleetwoodbrak:

fleetwoodbrak:

being a republican is never counterculture lol no matter how much everyone else around you hates you

When you want to be cool but you also hate minorities and the poor

scorpiialpha:

lydiallama:

my gf can just scoops me up anytime she wants me to stop what i’m doing… tall ppl have an unfair advantage 

The sequel

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

kurain-genealogy:

okay but do you think while link was fighting ganon in botw when they get out into the field, someone in the distance just saw this horrible gigantic disgusting embodiment of evil crash onto the ground followed by this? kid going head on with this beast of legend with nothing but a sword and bow and just being like holy shit that’s the kid i paid 50 bucks for catching lizards for me

the-wolfbats:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died 

wanda: omg if we destroy the stone now vision will die :((

me: 

#okoye would’ve killed her husband for wakanda and wanda couldn’t kill vision to save the world? get it together

septemberfirst1989:

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

arealtrashact:

is it weird he was my favorite part of the vid

ultrasopp:

can you believe she devoured 71 games before todd escaped her wrath

Todd didnt escape. She let him go so he could open the gate to the mcelroys hometown

dammekspizza:

Marvus Xoloto in the Breath aspect of each class! Part 2 of 12 of a GIF-t I made in a gift exchange for @rogueofheart!

Blood | Breath | Doom | Heart | Hope | Life | Light | Mind | Rage | Space | Time | Void