morticious-delicious:

spell-bound-life:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

kitchensylph:

iT (2017)

letsplaysocialjustice:

theconcealedweapon:

“You want people who flip burgers to make more money than soldiers who fight for our freedom? What’s wrong with you?”

Really? I can do that too.

You want CEOs to make more money than soldiers who fight for our freedom? What’s wrong with you?

You want the cowards who create the wars to make more money than the soldiers themselves? What’s wrong with you?

You’re conveniently ignoring the homeless veterans who need a way to escape poverty? What’s wrong with you?

Everyone criticizes the poor for wanting to live, but no one criticizes the rich for wanting everything.

Everyone criticizes the poor for wanting to live, but no one criticizes the rich for wanting everything.

ghostcowboy:

theonion:

Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings

kittykat8311:

sleepy–pigeon:

lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then

OH GOD NOT GIRLS

trainwreckgenerator:

theyre in love

skullocrusher:

2017 Mood

Day 13: denizen

abraxas doesnt get enough fanart

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

NEW IDIOM: ROME WASNT BURNT IN A DAY
MEANING: ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO DESTROY THIS THING

it can mean anything from “i’m not giving up on you” to “i’m not giving up on commuting cracker barrel arson”

yg-ou:

stareyedcoon:

Salt is just tiny tasty rocks