penntoxide:

solivar:

myth-and-mischief:

assassin-yuki:

vrumblr:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

Water argumentation and emotion infusion

Decern motivation and conceptual earth manipulation

Holiday Lordship and Electrical Telepathy.

My hacker name is Lord_of_Misrule and I’m officially going to spend the rest of my life using my machine telepathy to rob offshore accounts and redistribute the proceeds.

Omni-Creator and Primordial Darkness Manipulation.

So… Is that basically a dark god?

reptilian magic and werepyre lord physiology. This means i have absolute control over repties (controling, polymorphing myself or enemies, speaking to all things reptile) and i can become a combination of a were creature and a vampire and control others that i infect.

bucky-at-bedtime:

la-ponderosa:

rocket: toss me my keys

[crash]

rocket: I SAID MY KEYS

groot: i am groot

rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read

speciesofleastconcern:

profeminist:

Source

BI PRIDE and VISIBILITY not ERASURE!!!

Happy Pride Month 2017!!!

#to all my bi friends and/or followers #you count #💕

lychdraws:

NEW FARTINGS this one’s for all the remember the 90s kids

(=`ω´=)  -  TWITTER  -   PATREON -   FURAFFINITY  -  (=`ω´=)

STORENVY (SHITTY KITTIES)  -  TAPAS (DUMB COMICS)        

                  ❤    Buy me a cofffee    ❤

beejohnlocked:

recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

I’m crying

homuradreemurr:

Trans flag? Check
Line of Ants? Check

I’m ready for pride.

clonazofpam:

beachgothgay:

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

this is the funniest shit of 2017 everyone else delete your posts

wuffleton:

dies-first:

kakkarot:

ALSLFLGLHLLJK I STARTED OVERWATCH UP AND WHEN I SWITCHED TO THE WINDOW THIS IS ALL THAT WAS GREETIBG ME. THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST FOREBODING IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

“Mom said it’s my turn to use the computer”

ONLY MONIKA