Silver Tongue
poppychips:
“more jables bc i have fucking worms in my brain
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poppychips:

more jables bc i have fucking worms in my brain

inbarfink:

I love how, like, when the Adventure Time staff was sketching out the plot of “Rainy Day Daydream”, there was probably someone who was like  “ehh, would Finn and Jake really the kind to stay indoors just because of some rain?”

So the solution was:

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adulthoodisokay:

curseworm:

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

inkskinned:

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says “actually works” does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i’ve let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i’ve overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i’m less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i’ve actually started healing about something once i’m able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i’m gonna do it tho

What will pig and newtwo look like if they had eyelashes?

xxtc-96xx:

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mewtwoandme:

xxtc-96xx:

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Thanks TC, the idea wouldn’t leave me alone XD

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Don’t worry gurl, Lakota’s got you XD

aww, Newt even got a little eyeshadow~

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pretty eyes~

guttertongue:
“Happy Pride from local big gay demon!
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guttertongue:

Happy Pride from local big gay demon! 

daisukoth:
“kuronorider:
“ i thought there might be another version of this pic so i reverse image searched it and i am now considerably more confused
”
thats a command
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daisukoth:

kuronorider:

i thought there might be another version of this pic so i reverse image searched it and i am now considerably more confused

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thats a command

magspag:

drtanner:

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.

it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful

terminalvortex:

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oh my god