not-the-conversation-starter:

paper-mario-wiki:

what would you do if u got in a fight and the dude u were fighting said “chaos…. CONTROL” completely unironically and then beat the shit out of u

*whispers* “…Obama?”

pr1nceshawn:

Long Distance Relationships: Expectation VS. Reality.

aggressivewastebin:

It took me like -2 seconds to make this

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

unstumpabledeplorable:

dungeonmemester:

Tonight’s realization: Pokémon is a Solarpunk setting.

Evidence:

• “Science is amazing!” / Science as a recurring theme
• Coexisting with nature (pokémon) is a major theme
• Healthcare is free for everyone
• Society is generally safe enough for 10-year-olds to travel alone with only their pets. In fact, it’s almost common for children to do so.
• Urban sprawl is pretty well contained in most regions.
• Wilderness conservation is a well-kept priority
• Most people walk or bike everywhere, and those who don’t usually ride pokémon. There are few cars to cause smog.
• Solar & Wind energy is used in many places, even small towns like New Bark.
• Cultural love of science coexists with respect for tradition and spirituality (mediums, psychics, aura readers, etc)
• It’s a possible, nearby, optimistic, future (besides the pocket monsters themselves ofc). Very little of Pokémon’s tech is too far off modern tech.

rogueone:

Leia Organa + appearances

cyberpigeon:

geckogalaxy:

Skink or sealion?

a star

lizard mermaid

saintcaffeinated:

saintcaffeinated:

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

i have never been okay once in my life

crawlingchaos13:

happy people are finally addressing this kinda stuff. it’s high time people start enjoying shit for what it is and not make it every facet of their existence. The whole fandom mentality is awful.