mysugarwalls:

venuskissed:

Cave dïck

Cave boys make do

cuteosphere:

a revealing interview

@kilalabunnies

madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

variablejabberwocky:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

You go.

moonpaw:

when youre scrollin through ur dash and then u see it

creepin up on you

rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat

cryptidclown:

creechuur:

where is the rat?
bring him to me. 

as u wish… 

moonpaw:

im bringing in the     rats

pembrokewkorgi:

supermarioblosblog:

supermarioblosblog:

supermarioblosblog:

supermarioblosblog:

Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!

Please-a open the door!

Open up-a! Hehe!

Please

Last time I let you in you possessed my frog!

occidentalavian:

anonymousalchemist:

tbh i usually give em the last name “taaco” just cause i dont want to deal with the logistics of a world that doesnt have last names, and i dont feel like doing that worldbuilding, but also 

haha i LOVE this. like taako just being like….last name……taaco. that feels….right. lucretia later being like “what the fucc. what the flying fucc.” 

later lup is like, “you named yourself….taako TAACO? that’s just your name twice???” 

taako is like “ok so it was maybe not the most creative idea but listen. im taako.” 

lup: “ok well my name is lup taaco now, im stealing your name.” 

taako: “hEY” 

Consider also: Lup Loop.