reghatred:

anti sjws: lol those ess jay woos get hash tag triggered by everything. have you tried not being a little bitch?

a 16yo: *goes by they/them pronouns*

anti sjws:

dragonchantant:

greekjason:

annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.

annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.

freshman year vs. senior year

pangur-and-grim:

verylargefrogs:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

making two extremely bitter dinosaur shirts for myself to wear to the June 22 2018 Jurassic World 2 premiere

this is the first one

let’s be real, no matter how crap this movie is I WILL be going multiple times. thus, multiple outfits - here’s number 2

ALRIGHT, getting a lot of messages arguing with the rooster! so I’ll break it down once, & then please obey the rooster’s speech bubble

1. Birds are Dinosaurs

at this point, no sane person can deny the relationship between birds & non-avian dinosaurs. if through magic you saw a photo of velociraptor today, you’d just say “neat-o I think that turkey has teeth!” & go back to scrolling your twitter feed. 

but let’s clarify what a dinosaur is: Dinosauria is defined as the MCRA (most common recent ancestor) of Megalosaurus & Iguandon, and all their descendants thereof. you see that branching cladogram up above? everything past ‘Archosauria’ is an archosaur, including birds, everything past ‘Dinosauria’ is a dinosaur, including birds, and everything past ‘Aves’ is a bird.

so, Tyrannosaurus rex is not a bird, but a house sparrow IS a dinosaur.

2. Birds are Reptiles

many clades (groups consisting of a common ancestor & all it’s descendants) were made based on physical features like ectothermy and scales, before we fully understood who was related to who. so birds were not originally intended to be grouped with reptiles, but tracing their path backward in the tree of life, birds are nested in Archosauria (crocodiles, pterosaurs, dinosaurs, etc.), which is in turn nested in Reptilia (turtles, lizards, snakes, etc.)

by our own stupid rules, birds are reptiles.

The term “reptiles” should not be used at all in scientific discussions of phylogenetic relationships. Reptiles are a grade, a polyphyletic group constructed before we had evidence of birds being dinosaurs. The grup containing reptiles and birds is Sauropsida. Bird are not reptiles, but they are dinosaurs, which is a much cooler assertion.

spiritualsun:

partytilfajr:

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

daily-xefrostritoh:

jwblogofrandomness:

At first I thought the animators forgot to put in Twilight’s wings, but then I realized this was from an episode before she became an alicorn.

I’ve grown so used to seeing her with wings it’s a little odd to see her without them now.

remember when people threw a huge bitchfit when she got her wings and some even stopped watching?

maplecas:

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

starsleeps:

A praying mantis ghostwrote this

comcastkills:

ta0m2:

durbikins:

the right: snowflakes get triggered so easily

some corporate™ social media: Let’s celebrate diversity!

the right:

the left: We’re way better than the right

Some Comedian: [Insert random joke here]

the left: