moonpaw:

jeekoftheweek:

more fuel to the fire

i will break into your house and eat your teeth

glutko:

Me: Just because the song in Fallout 76′s trailer mentions West Virginia doesn’t mean that it’ll actually take place IN West Virginia!

Also me: I Will Fight Irradiated Mothman With A Wooden Board

guys guys guys guys guys
If its in west virginia, do you know what that means? you can play the mcelroys

ivan-fyodorovich:

I always thought that Google’s informal motto being “don’t be evil” was about as comforting as a coworker having a sign at his cubicle reminding him not to snap and murder everyone in the building. 

As it turns out, watching the coworker remove the sign is even more ominous.

welpwebcomics:

Something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest

alienby:

Bethesda was just oNE vault off from a fantastic new game

kc-anathema:

mikkeneko:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

• 5100/1500 = 3.4
  

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

• 80/3.4 
  

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

this metric gets even weirder if you do it for loki’s age

according to Thor 1 loki was a baby in 965 AD, making him not much older than 1000 years (1053 counting from this year,) so considerably younger than Thor.

Doing the same calculation as above, 5100/1053 gives a ratio of 4.8, that is to say that the average life span of the aesir is 4.9 times as long as loki has lived, so 84/4.8 places him comparative to a human life span at:

….17.

LOKI YOU ARE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO *VOTE,* LET ALONE HOLD HIGH OFFICE! YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT THRONE RIGHT NOW!!!

Loki:  YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!!!

every action loki does is because hes in his rebellious teen phase

chefpyro:

Imagine if every Fallout game from now on is named after your starting vault.

• Fallout
• Fallout 2
• Fallout 3
• Fallout: New Vegas
• Fallout 4
• Fallout 76
• Fallout 25
• Fallout 105
• Fallout 69
• Fallout 200
• Fallout 5

fallout 3 remake called fallout 101

knitmeapony:

socialjusticeichigo:

ghoulvalentines:

“School shootings are happening because we aren’t abusing out children” buddy what the fuck is wrong with you. Besides a childhood of your mother throwing furniture at you. Fucking unreal.

“Well, I was hit as a kid and I turned out alright!”

No. No, I hate to break it to you guys but you did not turn out alright. Jesus christ.

You think hitting kids is okay!  By definition you did not turn out alright!

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

ABC: we’re going to hire a racist to make a racist show to appeal to the racist demographic that elected Trump

*the racist does something racist*

ABC:

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