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Todd Howard reveals new elder scrolls game where you can only play as uncomfortably attractive Khajiits

This is the opposite of a problem

Ling: Hey, it’s your turn to wash dishes.
Greed: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Ling: Okay. But before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time.

barricorn:

joshpeck:
shitpostgenerator:
too many people
shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

purplebarbarianpony:

gentlemanpenguin:
worldhammerer:
this new fallout is gonna be set in formerly-american-occupied Canada, where people have formed a culture around the Grognak the Barbarian comics but are under assault from Caesar’s Legion. Deathclaws have mutated to have wings. you arrive in the gamespace on a cart, awaiting execution
HEY WAIT A SECOND

stevetwisp:

magnus introducing taako to his dogs
(thank u @anxietycheese for this one!!!!!!!!!!!!)

alexander:

max-vandenburg:
awesomacious:
Fresh tasting coffee
Your grandpa is the funniest fucker on the world wide web
next level tide pod challenge

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:
wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?
a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out
max garcia here gets it

foxaes:

Drew lup as a warmup today!!!! My hand was really shaky for some reason, so I’m probably gonna do another

gaminginsanity:

bethesda really broke their fans

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.