anonymousalchemist:

terezis:

kravitz not knowin how 2 be an alive person. its funny. he doesnt kno how to cook. do elves need sleep? taako does it a lot but hes not sure, he thinks taako might just be Like That. he gets asked to babysit angus one day and has no idea what to do. kids definitely need sleep dont they?? hes like. pretty sure. angus keeps trying to trick krav into letting him stay up later. i actually need two helpings of dessert sir! for their growing little boy bodies! sugar is important!

holy shit and you KNOW that taako is an Absolute Disaster of an elf but kravitz. has no idea. what the fuck do living people do? he doesn’t know. 

imagine kravitz goes to magnus for advice and magnus is barely paying attention and gives him advice on how to take care of dogs.

itslikecranesinthesky:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via checka_bookout)

This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

be our guest

@deep-sea-prince this is the one i was telling you about

anonymousalchemist:

i know everyone draws barry wearing a white t-shirt, but tbh? he strikes me as one of those guys who EXCLUSIVELY wears free t-shirts he’s gotten from events. like all his shirts are shit like: 

IPRE TEAM BONDING 2387

TWO SUNS UNIVERSITY CLASS OF 2379

I COMPLETED THE FUN RUN 5K 

FANTASY GOOGLE

FANTASY MIT

FANTASY BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH 

#1 NEC”ROMANCER” (lup got this one for him) 

the raven queen specifically gifts him “reaper of the decade”

thedi-wreck-tor:

Taako, at the fantasy costco: excuse me, i lost my adventuring companions. Can i make an announcement?

Employee: sure

Taako, leaning close to the mic: goodbye you chucklefucks

seraphsfire:

please consider: Lup and Taako adopt Ren as their little sister and she’s on a cooking show with them called, “my sister, my sister and me (taako)” 

idolmastersystem:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

telnaga:

The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old

The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay 

Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far

Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian

Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation

Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck

Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet

Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay

Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas

Twilight Princess: youre a furry

Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE

Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination

Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face

Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad

Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay

Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably

Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls

Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster

Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster

Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form

Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day

Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom