Silver Tongue

jeoff:

some times i feel i’ve got to

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misteranthrope:
“ lastqueenoftexas:
“There it is.
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Germans learned a hard lesson in the pitfalls of nationalism that Americans have yet to learn.
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misteranthrope:

lastqueenoftexas:

There it is. 

Germans learned a hard lesson in the pitfalls of nationalism that Americans have yet to learn.

asterixes:
“ emophaase:
“ maureen2musings:
“ Buck Moon homegroenphotography
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@meropischao
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comedyke:

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

trilllizard666:
“ sindri42:
“ videogamesincolor:
“ niambi:
“ batzendrick:
“I feel like this deserves to be shared.
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this is hilarious because…Bayonetta is a fictional character who therefore cannot consent to anything you geeks…she “owns” her...

trilllizard666:

sindri42:

videogamesincolor:

niambi:

batzendrick:

I feel like this deserves to be shared.

this is hilarious because…Bayonetta is a fictional character who therefore cannot consent to anything you geeks…she “owns” her sexuality because she’s written that way??…like…yall are really so comical.

I crack up every time folk try to use Bayonetta as a counter-argument against critiques of hyper-sexualized female characters in video games. Like stop, fam.

Bayonetta is literally just the power fantasy OC of the female character designer. The director wrote the original script for a “traditional” witch, elderly, crook nose, pointy hat, shapeless robes, etc. Then Mari Shimaazaki, this lady:

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stepped up and basically said ‘okay but what if instead of that dumb thing we used this awesome bitch I just drew’. Bayonetta was not designed by a man. She was directly contrary to the intentions of the men in charge. But once they saw how awesome she was, being a sexy badass totally on her own terms whilst not giving a shit what they thought, they submitted.

Today it’s generally agreed throughout the company and much of the industry that it couldn’t have happened any other way, that only a woman could have made a female action hero as successful as Bayonetta. If she’d been designed to appeal to the audience, that would have been fundamentally contrary to who she is and probably nowhere near as successful. But since she originated as a personal power fantasy, as this woman’s idealized self, that feeling of existing for her own goals and her own pleasure and not giving a flying fuck about how anybody else saw her shone through and Bayonetta became more popular than she ever could have been if she was just trying to please others.

Additional fun fact: all the frankly ridiculous dance moves she uses? Those are the result of giving the mocap actress an open stage and telling her to do whatever she felt like.

the earliest drafts were even shot down for being too overtly sexual for the director’s tastes

the MALE director, Hideki Kamiya

also, bayonetta is the most accurate witch in fiction. Hair is a conduit for power in classic witchcraft and dancing naked was a way with communing with the other side. Hell, dancing naked in the forest is what kickstarted the series of salem witch trials that the crucible is based off of in which abigale williams was seen dancing naked in the woods with her friends and were accused of witchcraft and claimed she was possessed by other people

you know, mad respect to the grinch who became a mountain hermit because the whos were assholes to him.

bizarre neurodivergence things

pyrodarknessanny:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

  • Nesting
  • Hoarding things
  • Taking things apart
  • Wandering
  • Shitty memory
  • Needing pressure on your body to sleep

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

Accurate. I can’t sleep without a heavyish pillow on my face. I would not say hoarding but i do have a lot of things……

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

sloth and pride make Bottoming

combine greed and lust to make capitalism

I hate it when people shout “necromancer!” everytime a character brings someone back from the dead

Necromancers arent the only ones who do it. Clerics and bards do it to. 

Example: steven universe who resurrected a dead lars is 100% bard.