kramergate:

animal crossing pocket camp not letting you see your phone battery while its on the screen is the same as casinos not having any clocks or windows

scotchtapeofficial:

gripthumb:

sealedbeastnue:

gripthumb:

gripthumb:

gyppa:

ultrafacts:

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@gripthumb

cool

that bug they taped to the page was you mother fucker

They qere supposes to eat it. They went against GODs plan.

can’t believe they got away with that

that’s one cool moth. he was giving a nod to the legendary dead mouse that deadmau5 found in his computer. 🙌🏼PLUR

its him. the original bug. Kept sealed in the journal. Should he be freed, he will be unstoppable.

formvoltronbitch:

nightfuryqueen:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI

Can yall believe that the woman responsible for the single best story ever created is also the ultimate mood icon, i’m speechless.

eroticfriendfictions:

constant mood

hikamitz:

When the instructor on the DVD does the workout routine:

When I do the workout routine:

The instructor on the DVD when the workout is finished:

Me when the workout is finished:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

if the character’s skin has shine spots, there is a 1% chance it is not a Horny Thing

that 1% is splatoon fanart and even then you gotta watch out

akumathreblogs:

Because nobody has this scene on Tumblr…

guitarbeard:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

nagiharau:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

did medieval knights really roll around that much

iframes were very popular back then, but sadly nowadays iframes aren’t very useful…you can’t roll into a car and take no damage, tested it…apparently you also can’t iframe roll status effect inducing spells (like depression and dysphoria) in this era. 

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The Enlightenment patch back in the 18th century pretty much killed close range builds. People tend to attribute this to the meta shifting focus to firearms, but intelligence and faith builds were just becoming way more popular regardless. Eventually iframes were removed altogether as they were considered antiquated, however the adjustment was very tumultuous as its effects were clearly visible in the high casualty rate of the American Civil War.

scp-wiki-official:

boone-is-bi:

shiftythrifting:

Found at an antique mall in Lakeland, Florida

Admin Didi here, it is rare I feel the need to add anything to a submission, but this is a dead alien on a grandma couch and it is quite possibly the shiftiest thing to come across my inbox in the 5 years I’ve been running this shitshow.  Carry on.

me when mum doesn’t make hte spaghetti

New SCP spotted— -Roth