Silver Tongue

terriblygrimm:

spectralarchers:

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

kvothbloodless:

Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.

lemonlimebitcoin:
“It’s GAME OVER. >: /
”

lemonlimebitcoin:

It’s GAME OVER. >: /

therealsmokingleather:
“ thecringeandwincefactory:
“ tranarchist:
“”
Deported to where?
” ”

aslightlymajorobsession:

nikadd:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

Infinity War 2: John Mulaney defeats Thanos

john mulaney plays whats new pussycat 21 times in a row with an its not unusual thrown in on thanos’s ship.

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film idea

Dystpian future with a female protagonist who has to overthrow the government except the female protagonist is elle woods.

trilllizard666:

6qubed:

roxys:

seelcudoom:

roxys:

roxys:

any modern fma au where kain fuery doesn’t have a podcast is invalid

image

he’s just the fma equivalent to griffin mcelroy or something

“hey im kainne fury and this is shou tucker and welcome to monster factory”

FUCK YOU

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

being in the fma fanbase is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are tucker jokes and memes about maes hughes dying

if fury is griffin, consider hughes is travis and ed is justin