The dead sea is less salty 😂😂
“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”
iM WHEEZING
‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂
“he’s not even real”
“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”
Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!
Infinity War 2: John Mulaney defeats Thanos
john mulaney plays whats new pussycat 21 times in a row with an its not unusual thrown in on thanos’s ship.
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Dystpian future with a female protagonist who has to overthrow the government except the female protagonist is elle woods.
any modern fma au where kain fuery doesn’t have a podcast is invalid
he’s just the fma equivalent to griffin mcelroy or something
“hey im kainne fury and this is shou tucker and welcome to monster factory”
FUCK YOU
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
being in the fma fanbase is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are tucker jokes and memes about maes hughes dying
if fury is griffin, consider hughes is travis and ed is justin





