Silver Tongue

jitterbugjive:

how does “this is not morally okay as a punishment” translate to “they shouldn’t be punished at all”????

I’m seeing multiple people making this assumption

Because they dont have any valid argument so theyre trying to make you look bad rather than trying to make themselves look good. Theyre shit at defending their shitty fascist rhetoric.

cosmoshoe:

theycallmebecca:

reactingtosomething:

The Collector

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet


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she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

one snap of her fingers and she will kill everyone not named chris

memehumor:
“Thought it was a good idea to brag about cheating
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memehumor:

Thought it was a good idea to brag about cheating

todayilearnedthat:

what-hath-science-wrought:

dingdongyouarewrong:

todayilearnedthat:

curvywarman:

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that the “ideal” pair of female hands based on science would be approximately 0.75 meters long, have several fingers and contain at least 5 bones. A divot on the end of each finger is also considered highly desirable.

via reddit.com

0.75 meters is like two fucking feet long what the fuck are you talking about

the ideal pair of hands

if you click the link it just leads to a blank page that says ‘the divots are for scooping up salsa’

hey so the combination of the precision of the 0.75 meter measurement and the deeply unsettling vagueness of ‘’several fingers’’ is honestly fucking my whole shit up

It’s hard to get a precise number when they keep changing.

the-cats-pajamboree:

ask-me-about-loom:

thecaskofamontillado:

this is literally almost too much to take in

i could not recognize travis at all without the beard, for a full minute i thought he was just some random kid who joined in the picture

justin: compressed .jpeg of him present day dressed in gym clothes

travis: unrecognizable lanky surfer boy who randomly joined this photo of complete strangers

griffin: face of a porcelain doll, body dressed in the style of a npc in tony hawk pro skater 2

tazdelightful:

@blupjeansweek Day 2 - Family

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cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

cptxrogers:

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

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A late contender appears:

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And introducing a very special guest judge:

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jakesisland:

dentula:

terrifictentacle:

skarchomp:

Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?

Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together

Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?

Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.

Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?

Pokemon nerd:

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exeggcute turns into exeggutor because it aspired to be the best pokemon ever and it succeeded

I can’t find the original post, sadly, but I did find the images! Exeggcute aren’t eggs.. They’re seeds!

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EGG TREE

it was never a secret. they outright said that it wasnt eggs from the beginning

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zombie6queen6:
“Mama Mia!
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zombie6queen6:

Mama Mia!