Silver Tongue

ryanphantom:

in case you guys have ever wondered what the best justin mcelory video is:

faun-buns:

a wizard who can summon cats………………. a nekomancer

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

geodude:

weavemama:

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

timaeus-gnostic:

timaeus-gnostic:

gt jade hc: she inherited the “love of jade” trait everyone who somehow got merged with bec got and now she is very loyal to herself

jade: begins to fall after tripping

bec instincts: OH NO HELP JADE

jade: wraps arms around self and teleports safely on a couch

*jade tries to hug a mirror thinking the reflection is jade*

teratofreak:

portsherry:

portsherry:

Helping the princess


Epilogue:

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(Originally published on January 29, 2015)

Some of you are probably sick of this comic already but there’s a dreadful rewrite by someone else with many mistakes and typos making the rounds, so I’m interested in putting the original out there as much as possible. I’m also including both epilogues, which not many know about!

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chefpyro:

an assassin named Steve Hitman but everyone is too distracted by his unfortunate initial to notice the giveaway in his surname

maxeth:

val-ritz:

commandtower-solring-go:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

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“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

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this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

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Originally posted by itsjustme-99

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“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

“My ancestors are smiling at me…. can you say the same?”

“This is what’s inside your heart right now. A sky that has become this lovely will not always remain sunny. There will be times when rain will fall, and storms will carry on. The scenery will change, but if it is left alone, it will stay changed forever. For that, you must continue to fight, because that is to live. To live is to fight.”

Shinku, Rozen Maiden

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The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. Its what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
~mewtwo