This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.
Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure
Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion
I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well.
- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
- Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person
- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
Brie Larson: I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for me phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense.
Amelia Ghoulpin:
I once had a TSA agent tell, me he was memorising my address on my ID so he could send me flowers.
Nodogbite: Oh no, not flowers. How awful.
Amelia Ghoulpin:
Men like this think flowers are the problem and conveniently skip over the part where a stranger in a position of power is taking my address.
Nodogbite:
Now let’s watch how many women (and other genders) agree with me
Amelia Ghoulpin:
Then you’ll have no problem proving your point by sending your address over
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