nix-styxand:

jiluan:

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

jestre:

planeswalker-umbral:

thechanelmuse:

He does not and will not ever care for those poorer then him. How much more do people need to actively fight back?

Hey, Ule.

adurot:

carnival-phantasm:

mayordog:

michael bay looks like if todd howard was slowly being consumed by dark magic 

Todd Howard has full control over his dark magic and rejuvenates himself by rereleasing Skyrim

I think this might be the first time I’ve actually seen a picture of Michael Bay.

zwiebelprinz:

zwiebelprinz:

hollyblueagate:

this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all

I guess lol

i made her a girlfriend <3

the-real-eye-to-see:

Proud to see this

miceontoast:

sandandglass:

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

dailyprospit: