crustybagelbites:

candyredterezii:

pomfpanda:

Chill Relaxing Clown Honks You Can Study To

@honl

@honl

jwblogofrandomness:

mylittlenanaki:

serpentking456:

rainbowfeatherreplies:

dusty-munji:

really

What, you’d  don’t do that?

“Why is the rainbow horse on the counter?” “She likes to be tall.”

This is just one of those things about Rainbow Dash you start to notice the longer you watch. If there’s no story-related reason for her to be at ground level, she won’t be, even if she’s just hovering in the air. This is especially noticeable in group shots, where all the ponies are standing together but Rainbow Dash is always hovering over them.

The ground is for losers.

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

Coraline AU where her parents are a lesbian couple so the beldam has to call herself the other other mother and the squash puppet has to call herself the other other other mother

whitepeopletwitter:

History repeats itself.

esfubar:

When you get johnkat feels at 3:00 in the morning

docgold13:

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

i love these two goofs <3

mintpeanut:

dkgjkfgj felt nostalgic

lavenderek:

pigeonsaregayculture:

williamshatners:

classic-bits:

Amelie - from MBMBaM episode 191

i am literally BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS

@marlieswolf96

I’m sure someone’s already transcribed this, but just in case they haven’t:

GRIFFIN: “…ah, but this Yahoo was sent in by, ah, Amelie Belcher! Thanks, Amelie. It’s by Yahoo Answers user—
JUSTIN: (weird falsetto with undetermined accent) “Amelie?”
[A beat of silence.]
GRIFFIN: “What was that? What wa—”
JUSTIN: “It’s my impression of Amelie from the film—”
GRIFFIN: “From the movie, ‘Amelie’?”
JUSTIN: (weird falsetto with accent) “Amelie!”
[Another beat.]
GRIFFIN: “'Cause she just walks around—”
TRAVIS: “That’s not an impression, you just—”
GRIFFIN: “It’s about a young girl—”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Allo! I am Amelie!”
GRIFFIN: (laughing) “—who… can only say her own name.”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I cook an egg with a spoon!”
[Griffin is still laughing.]
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Amelie!”
TRAVIS: (quietly) “Jesus.”
GRIFFIN: (in hysterics) “She cook an egg with a spoon?”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Fall in love again with me, Amelie! Now on DVD!”
TRAVIS: “This week on Moneyzone: Amelie.”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “You missed the f—you missed out new relationships but maybe fall in love with me Amelie!” (I think? “Amelie”’s mystical accent is difficult to parse. It’s like French-Finnish-Swedish or something.) “Don’t look for me on BluRay, I’m not on BluRay yet! I’m on DVD!”
[Griffin coughs, and then continues laughing. As “Amelie” goes on, you can hear Griffin laughing harder and harder.]
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I’m too small to fit on the BluRay, they lose me… I am Amelie! I’m hiding near the spindle… I am Amelie!
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “This laser disc is gigantic. I am on the edge of it. Hellooo!”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “It is like a plate for my egg dinner. Delicious! I am Amelie!”
[Griffin is now crying laughing.]
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I am inside your pocket. You have enough money to buy my DVD!”
GRIFFIN: (weeping) “You have to stop or it’ll be the whole show!”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I miss VHS tapes because I would get in the little holes and spin around. Like teacups at Disney—”
TRAVIS: “Is she a Borrower?! What’s going on?!”
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Yes I live in a hole with a mice king!”
[Travis is now also laughing, while Griffin continues to unravel.]
JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I’m married to the mice king. My staff is a lollipop. Amelie!”
[Another beat. I suspect Griffin edited out a long stretch of him pleading for sweet release.]
GRIFFIN: (catching his breath) “Okay.”
TRAVIS: “Oh, jesus.”
GRIFFIN: (sniffling and weak) “Thank you. Ugh. Christ. Gimme a second. All right.”  

End transcription. It is important that you know that occasionally, to this day, if the name Amelie is mentioned, Justin’s “Amelie” will very quietly say her own name.