why does this stock photo from a tumblr ad look so creepy. “ok we need an old couple” “right” “but the chick can’t be like a wrinkly old grandma” “what” “like make her old but not UGLY and WRINKLY you know? like let’s just find a hot young 65 yr old lady.” “i don’t think those exist” “ok we’ll get a 40 yr old and dye her hair gray. but also airbrush her face to be smooth. don’t want any wrankles”
Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.
ok but hear me out, quidditch games in the middle of the night
- all students praying mcgonagall wont find them out
- begging hermione to be the judge of the game
- the students playing IN THEIR PJ’S
- all houses playing together it’s a mess
- draco complaining about everything but begrudgingly having the time of his life
- “malfoy honestly you are gonna slip off that broom in those silk pj’s”
- slytherins and hufflepuffs vs gryffindors and ravenclaws
- they do it almost every friday night
- hagrid watches every single game and cheers for everyone equally
- the house elves all know and prepare them a feast of junk food after every game
- they have sleepovers at each other’s common rooms after the game because they are too exhausted to go to their own
- “can we crash in the slytherin dorm today”
- house unity AT ITS FINEST no one gives a fuck
- they are all tired af but no one wants to go to sleep so SLEEPOVERS
- everyone having extra mattresses under their beds for these occasions
- the paintings helping them sneak out by warning them if there’s a teacher coming or not
- THE TEACHERS NEVER FINDING OUT (actually they all know they just pretend they don’t)
In the days before recorded music, I wonder if nobles ever instructed their chamber musicians to play their latest favorite song like twenty times in a row.
Fun fact: Yes. Yes, they did.
Nobles were the only ones that really listened to music and to hear it you had to actually go to a concert. There wasn’t a such thing as background music yet, and whenever there was music people would listen intently. If a piece was particularly stirring, they would give a standing ovation and they would have to play the same piece over again. I suppose this would happen more than a few times so, maybe not twenty times in a row, but close.
Honestly, what better thing did they have to do with their lives anyway?
What about a terrible song over and over but with another song played once in the middle
“Bard! I wish thee to play ‘What is newe, O Pussy Catte’ twenty times! But, hark! After the seventh play, play ONE ‘It bee notte unusual’”
Headcanon
-Taako proposes to Kravitz while he’s blackout drunk
-Kravitz thinks it’s a joke at first. He’s carrying Taako home and Taako is just like “babe…mmmmbabe…marry me” and Kravitz laughs but then Taako has this silver ring inscribed with ravens and is like “you don’t hafta say yes…I mean you will cuz I’m Taako…..youknowfromtv? But keep the ring even if cause it’s pretty and you’re pretty”
-Taako wakes up the next morning and sees the ring on Krav’s hand and is just…..
FEAR.JPEG
-“….Krav honey?”
“Yes love?”
“Did I….?”
“Yes, love”
“And you….?”
“Said yes”
“……fucking sick”
