Silver Tongue

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

eltoraz:

vikingofficial:

vikingofficial:

My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit.

“EXPECTO PATRONUM-”

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Originally posted by thevortexbloguk

@bloodsbane

saeto15:

Baby opossums

fungoidfred:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one of my pettiest complaints about star trek is that they always say “hailing [the other ship]” and then 0.3 seconds later say “no response” as though they’re meant to have had time to even register they’re being hailed let alone RESPOND

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HELLO???

tumblr ate the tastey notes

sovietsofficial:

shitpost-senpai:

schuetzengrabenmints:

streetslave:

thatswhywelovegermany:

Someone bricked up a door of an S-Bahn (suburban rail) train in Hamburg

No fake, the federal police of Germany has confirmed the crime and is looking for witnesses. They also warn possible imitators that a crime like this may be punished with jail up to five years or a fine.

Street art blog here!!

“”””Art””””

MONSIEUR PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!

>be german
>start my daily commute
>waiting at s-bahn station
>the train is taking forever
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>finally hear the train coming
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>train is slowing down
>the doors stop just in front of me
>they open
>it’s a fucking brick wall
>
>go home, quit job

I have some lovely amontillado in this german subway train. Why dont you come down and enjoy some with me

choice-of-an-oceanographer:

Something about this just screams british television to me

silver-tongues-blog:

OH you must have misheard me. Im not a necromancer, im a necrodancer.

does the thriller and summons a couple of zombies.

Oh you must have misheard me. Im not a rogue, Im a vogue.

does sexy turn on the catwalk and steals your wallet

nickleerie:

Taako, hat in hand when the vogue elves show up:

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holy shit, i love @every-eds-style because i never realized how much ed uses bull imagery until i followed the blog. Then i did some looking into and found that hiromu arakawa is born in the year of the ox in the chinese zodiac and in the month of the taurus in the western zodiac. i guess its why she also portrays herself as a cow.

pixelsmasher:
“And people thought her base skin sucked :V
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pixelsmasher:

And people thought her base skin sucked :V