papa-manatee:

Comic by @herzspalter!

Special thanks to @modsquid for some of the audio editing!

majinrabbid:

pinkipie100:

freifraufischer:

sprinklesofsunshine:

tacopocalyptica:

tryfag:

snips-starkiller-stormpilot:

laivaaja:

persisting:

zoomwitch:

hethatcures:

radetzkymarch:

stormcloak:

skotothalamos:

90sold:

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

Fuck.

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

“After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

Epic legends.

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

this is the greatest thing ever

That’s … a ride.

Star Wars extra: *runs by with an ice cream maker*

Star Wars fandom:

jitterbugjive:

“it’s not transphobic”

excuse me

are you trans?

no?

then maybe don’t talk about shit you clearly don’t know about and leave it to the people who actually do.

justanotheridijiton:

superbrybread:

chescaleigh:

robtromboning:

let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter

here’s my original tweet here

if i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like so

and select that line, right click, and click “edit as html”

I can type in whatever i want like this

and like that i can make a screenshot that says that i like to eat children and use it to call myself out

and thats why you should’t believe screenshots of tweets at face value w/o a link to the original tweet

this is terrifying

this is terrifying because no matter how many notes this post gets, people on tumblr still don’t think about sources

See also:

Feldman, Brian. (2015, Dec 11). “It Is Incredibly Easy to Fake a Screenshot. Here’s How” http://nymag.com/selectall/2015/11/how-to-fake-a-screenshot.html

sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

moonpaw:

damn dave u just gonna take that

daily-xefrostritoh:

squiggl3:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

squiggl3:

*singing* He’s a maaaniac, MANIAC

Thank god there are guns in the attic, otherwise Dammek would be screwed

Since I was inspired, here’s an alternate version where the attic just so happens to not contain piles of loaded guns:

whoops

moonpaw:

yall talk shit about homestuck funko pops as if you wouldnt buy every single one if they did actually happen i know what yall are about