Silver Tongue

freelance-honey-badger:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Overheard in a shop: 

Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English. 

Woman: Excuse me?

Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we speak English. 

Woman: I spoke Navajo. If u want to speak English, go back to England.

See what happens when you go out of your way to not mind your business

rosexknight:

kindledkush:

niggazinmoscow:

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Let it be known that #BlackHogwarts made my day. It warms up my meme loving, melanin embracing, and Harry Potter nerd heart.

😂😂😂

SORTING DURAG OMG! HAHAHAHAHA!

thepartyponies:

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy

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elpatron-delmal:

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

thegarnet:

thegarnet:

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

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god i AM josh.

pissvortex:
“
CUNT WARS IS REAL???”

pissvortex:

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CUNT WARS IS REAL???

sirobvious:

Avoid video games that use extrinsic motivation. A video game should at least mostly rely on intrinsic motivation, meaning that the playing of the game itself is the fun part, not the reward you get for playing the game. If you don’t enjoy the gameplay, but you want to earn lootboxes, you’ve fallen into the intentionally exploitative system operating within so many games nowadays, and you need to find another game, because you’re not having fun.

It doesn’t sound serious, but this kind of thing can make depression way worse if you’ve already got depression.

thegestianpoet:
“ kosmonin:
“ pregnantseinfeld:
“ ask-neoliberal-onceler:
“ readsettlers:
“imagine being a multi millionaire and still sadposting on twitter fndjrkdjjrrj what a loser
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ASGHDHGHFJD
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does elon got a ko-fi??? is he alright???
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What a...

thegestianpoet:

kosmonin:

pregnantseinfeld:

ask-neoliberal-onceler:

readsettlers:

imagine being a multi millionaire and still sadposting on twitter fndjrkdjjrrj what a loser

ASGHDHGHFJD

does elon got a ko-fi??? is he alright???

What a dipshit

I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY MIND??? IMAGINE BUYING $5 OF TESLA STOCK BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’LL CHEER UP ELON MUSK!! HELL WORLD! 

asdpositivity:

Today my mom told me that the way I stimmed embarrassed her because she said it “made me look autistic” but uh, I am autistic.

She prohibits me from discussing my diagnosis with anyone (I ignore this - I’m really open about my diagnosis at school and online) and not even my extended family knows. The one time that I brought it up, she told my family that I was lying.

Don’t teach your kids to be ashamed of their autism, or any other disability/disorder/illness that they may have. Trying to suppress it doesn’t make it go away. Trying to suppress it only hurts even more.

Once you help your kids know themselves and embrace themselves and all of their differences, you will help their world become a better place.

Please don’t teach your kids to be ashamed of their diagnosis. You can’t hide a part of them from the world for forever