weltinator:

midnightsinger:

officialcaptain-marvel:

bbgum-princen:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

its times like this that im glad that vine is a canon app in the MCU because theres a chance that steve would see this.

enecoo:

123sesamestreet:

enecoo:

iris-sempi:

enecoo:

Since they didn’t remove the Cinnabar Island glitch, you can still get Missingno. What would happen if you sent it to the Pokemon Bank and transfer it to Gen 6?

Just kill your entire pokemon game just do it

I’m gonna send a Missingno to my Pokemon Sun and Moon, just watch me

feed it cupcakes and then attempt to pet it but every spot you pick just glitches ur hand out of existance

owldork1998:

philosophy-and-coffee:

the-button-harlequin:

No offense but I want Midoriya “Deku” Izuku to remain under 5’ 8” and still be the strongest and biggest powerhouse that Yuuei has ever produced

Let evil fear normal sized brick shit house Deku

“Ah, so you’re the number one hero, Deku…”

“No, I’m IcyHot. That’s Deku.”

“…he’s a hero? I thought that was a cosplaying middle schooler.”

@nyodrite

ask-storm-king:

Featuring a crossover with @ask-wizard-sunburst​

With special thanks to any pony who willingly decided to arm a mad king with a spear. You’re the reason I continue to maim and torture. 

But send in an ask if you’re up for it.

And hey, here is  a shameless plug for my Ko-Fi.

maidofsalt:

does she know how iconic she is

lolnoodle:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pencilscratchins:

the part from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl where Loki mentions it directly

ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

The kind powerful enough to get into the charles xavier school for gifted youngsters

aubrobrewhaha:

trevenant:

Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive

Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive