Silver Tongue

mamoru:

turbro:

mamoru:

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

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what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

turbro:

mamoru:

turbro:

Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

the window

you know what? that’s fair

thatneoncrisis:

ill endorse “bad” ships if theyre funny enough

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

can someone please throw food (or at least a chewable toy that has a taste) into my enclosure

ratcoded:

ratcoded:

i love talking animal movies where there are human villains who have a pet that is, unbeknownst to them, also a villain

in rio there’s a group of people running an exotic bird smuggling operation, and they have a parrot that’s also just on board with the concept of smuggling birds. he has a whole song about it and acts like a jail warden for the other birds… like, what a coincidence that this random bird they keep happens to be evil and actively, personally interested in how well the smuggling operation is functioning, when as far as they know it’s just a bird. in one scene it chloroforms a man

transmechanicus:
“servals-dank-meme-machine:
“Image from a bygone age
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Kakashi came on short notice from a meeting with the Board of Accounting
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transmechanicus:

servals-dank-meme-machine:

Image from a bygone age

Kakashi came on short notice from a meeting with the Board of Accounting

skyrim is a retro game. you cant change my mind

do you have a favorite retro console?

assumptionprime:

demilypyro:

jojojo-jo-jo-jojo:

demilypyro:

the-great-and-powerful-charlie:

demilypyro:

I feel like everything older than the PS3 is considered retro these days… man, maybe the PS3 IS retro

who thinks that the ps3 is retro? thats like saying the wii is retro. and thats impossible

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PS3 came out 16 years ago (Nov 2006). At the time I recall describing the SNES as retro (Nov 1990), and the SNES was 16 when the PS3 came out.

It brings me no joy to say that I think the PS3 is retro

I don’t like this

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