Silver Tongue
incendavery:
“ twee-lil-lass:
“ incendavery:
“no moment like the present moment
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holy shit
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incendavery:

twee-lil-lass:

incendavery:

no moment like the present moment

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

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holy shit

cosantiago:

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

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luhabadeer:
“Has anyone done this yet?
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luhabadeer:

Has anyone done this yet?

whatareyoureallyafraidof:
“ You know what? I do see the difference!
The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential...

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

You know what? I do see the difference!

The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential Medal of Honor, an award given to soldiers who serve their country.

Obama gave out Medals of Honor to dozens of soldiers. So it is really weird that they chose to use a photo of him with Ellen instead of one any of those. It’s almost as if they were intentionally making an unfair comparison in order to confirm the biases of the uneducated rubes who trust Facebook memes more than actual news.

Fun Fact: That veteran served in Vietnam, a war that the current commander in chief deferred from serving in FIVE TIMES because he had painful “bone spurs.”

The president heroically overcame that obstacle the second the draft was over, and now he can even play golf 2-3 times a week instead of doing the job he was elected to do.

See? You can learn something from memes. It just takes a little digging.

- John Marcotte

ask-a-yandere:
“ my-little-ninja:
“ My brother got this for me as a gag gift
He spent a insurmountable total of….
$3
He said he scared people when saw it because he started laughing
The cashier at Toys R Us told him “I don’t know much about video...

ask-a-yandere:

my-little-ninja:

My brother got this for me as a gag gift

He spent a insurmountable total of….

$3

He said he scared people when saw it because he started laughing

The cashier at Toys R Us told him “I don’t know much about video games, but why is this so cheap if it’s newer?”

He said “it bombed because it was so bad” and just started laughing again

I’m sorta glad I didn’t go with him today

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ink-the-cryptid:

My favorite thing about Fallout New Vegas is that it’s sheer ridiculousness has manifested itself within Courier Six themself with the community. When you think of the Courier, you do not think of the ruff and tuff Cowboy of the Mojave, the mysterious and brave Ranger of New Vegas. You think of the Fucking Mailman. That Piece of Shit running around killing mutant nightmares and hanging out with Elvis impersonators. The Guy that dragged ass across the entire Desert to stab the anus of Mr. “What in The Goddamn” Benny. That Crazy Dude that crawled out of their own grave and thought “fuck it, New Vegas is mine now”. THAT, is Courier Fuckmothering Six.

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clock-heart:

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pink surfer boy/beach bum rufioh for @rufioh-nitram-official​ cause i owe him my life

lusus bonus- two whole travel-sized dads to choose from: scubabull and tinkerfrogshark

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colescrow:
“Oh my god
”

colescrow:

Oh my god

crazy-pages:

witchella:

real-retail-stories:

As a customer, i think treating retail/fast food workers like human beings should be mandatory in order to use the service. You’re a dick? Sorry, eat somewhere else. You like to scream at cashiers? Sorry, shop somewhere else. There’s no excuse to treat humans like trash just because you’re angry.

Back in the 70’s or so when they actually gave a shit about their workers, this was a thing.

See: Unions, Purpose Of