Silver Tongue

tharook:

chewbaggins:

All-New Wolverine #7 / Unbeatable Squirrel Girl vol. 2 #27

“Whats the point of being an animal-themed hero if you can’t talk to animals?”

     — Squirrel Girl, apparently.

babyanimalgifs:

I am morally opposed to there being glass between me and these puppies (Underlook.org)

me: so did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

satan: Please stop asking me that

cassandraooc:
“Not sure how much time I’ll have to do pics for this, but Day 1 of Gamzee week, Happy Gamzee! :D
And now I have to rush to work so enjoy!
”

cassandraooc:

Not sure how much time I’ll have to do pics for this, but Day 1 of Gamzee week, Happy Gamzee! :D
And now I have to rush to work so enjoy!

taz-quotes:

Griffin: Didn’t we have a fish that like got froze over in real life?

Travis: No, that was Bob Shubey.

Justin: Bob Shubey got frozen in real life, and came back to life and grew so large we had to let him go in Fourpole Creek.

Griffin: Is that true?

Justin: Yes! It’s true! Oh, wait a minute, you flushed him didn’t you, you son of a bitch.

Clint: You were too tender and gentle!

Justin: Son of a bitch, I thought until just now-

Clint: You were only a sophomore in college, you couldn’t have handled that heartbreak.

revengeraptor:
“ coaltar-of-the-deepers:
“archie and maxie PLEASE
”
Guys I found my new favorite thing
”

revengeraptor:

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

archie and maxie PLEASE

Guys I found my new favorite thing

atissi:
“vote now on your phones”

atissi:

vote now on your phones