we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made
Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?
You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?
That’s what customer service is frfr.
SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced
you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.
u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it
self explanatory. look at her hair.
self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar.
a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…
More children have died in school shootings in 2018 than active combat members of the US military according to The Washington Post.
The number of deaths and school shooting incidents through May 18 are each higher this year than at any point since 2000. There have been three times as many deaths in school shootings so far this year than in the second-most deadly year through May 18, 2005.
This is absolutely crazy. Something needs to be done.
OKAY THE MOTHER’S BASEMENT ONE LOOKS BAD but Geoff is basically just saying the movie works because it’s framed structurally to be Thanos’ story, that he’s the protagonist and that’s why it doesn’t feel like a total clusterfuck given the five billion chars. It’s a bit less about Thanos and more on his thoughts as to why the movie works so well. He’s still the villain, he’s still wrong, but he’s also the vehicle that takes the audience through the movie and makes it satisfying to watch.
i dont know DICK bout those other two vids tho and i wouldn’t be surprised to see shitheads being like ‘his idea is good actually!’ because we live in a fucking cartoon
Matpats is about how when maximum population is reached, it stabalizes due to environmental factors and that earths is already reached hence why people are having less and less kids and thanos’s plan would only permenantly halve the maximum amount of people that earth could sustain.
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