tobious:

Cute Gudetama Squishy Toy  ∟  discount code “ Joanna15”

freedomcell:

  #BlackLivesMatter‏ @ajwftw

Also, white people need to stop calling the cops on Black people when they are doing NOTHING WRONG! 1) you’re wasting my tax dollars and 2) most important, you are literally putting lives in danger!

totallycorrectfmaquotes:

King Bradley: What’s your name, kid?

Ling Yao: Kid? I’ll have you know the blood of emperors runs in my veins!

King Bradley: Would you like it to stay there?

gei-may:

You have been blessed with the gift of gab!

rosexknight:

newtypezaku:

My dude didn’t even notice the mage casting magic missile

His reflex save wasn’t high enough.

You don’t reflex save magic missile. It’s an automatic hit. Dude stood no chance

rocketspurs:

Comic about my first experience with a lynel in BotW. The slate’s camera lens doesn’t focus fast enough to register what I’m actually taking a picture of, which has led to some…interesting moments.

freedomcell:

  #BlackLivesMatter‏ @ajwftw

Also, white people need to stop calling the cops on Black people when they are doing NOTHING WRONG! 1) you’re wasting my tax dollars and 2) most important, you are literally putting lives in danger!

turing-tested:

oceankin:

turing-tested:

could you imagine like seeing one of my posts on your dash and then going to my blog and im in the process of opening a pickle jar with a sword

This is that high-end Homestuck roleplay I’ve heard about, right?

yes so much so i got the sbahj tat on my shoulder so I could just really get into character all the time all the time

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

eren-0-jeager:

turing-tested:

someone will die today

Is it thaf jar there?

bastard just Will Not open but i control my own destiny and am NOT to be held to the whims of ANYONE much less a smarmy little pickle jar

backup has arrived in case things Go South