failedyoursavingthrow:

scottbaiowulf:

tofixtheshadows:

fullhalalalchemist:

tofixtheshadows:

Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it. 

not all of us are cowards

Not all of us are gonna need to go to the hospital after trying to grind on Swamp Thing’s dick.

Swamp Thing is a plant you philistine

chefpyro:

meatswitch:

chefpyro:

I like that you ask me this like I’m supposed to know what an “electricity throwing mech” is.

A mech with a gun that shoots lightning

Why wouldn’t you just take the gun? The mech seems like an unnecessary complication and a waste of power.

Liz with a tazer

dailyprospit:

heartscore:

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn
• licorice
• peanut butter + chocolate
• mint + chocolate
• sour candies

celticpyro:

vividroute:

jurvektheblogsmer:

NooOOO

wilwheaton:

gameraboy1:

“Sometimes you just can’t get rid of a bomb.”

Batman: The Movie (1966)

The last time I worked with Adam West, I told him how much I loved this sequence. He told me that it was so much fun to shoot, and they just made it as ridiculous as they could.

He was such a nice person.

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

nice okay we’re off to a good start

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

Eat.

this was essentially a shitpost but apparently many people forget to eat. so Eat.