Silver Tongue

rose-of-yonezawa:

lemonadeandrice:

namjoons-boy:

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

😂

diesel-1997:
“control group
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diesel-1997:

control group

speakerofthespookyderp:

EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo

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EB: cant touch this

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EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo

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EB: cant touch this

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TT: stop

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TT: hammerkind

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

coworker that i don’t like was complaining that a venue was “demanding a bunch of bullshit” from him when he emailed about the job and when i asked what they were demanding he said they asked him. for a resume

i forgot to mention this man is in his 30s

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

i have kin memories of drinking hot cocoa and getting fucked while watching polar express 

update: turns out when you have kin memories of your own life they’re just called memories. sorry for the confusion!

lescretia:

we love one man