evangelion-shitposting:
“by wawita
”

sherlock-hannibal:

Which do you prefer?

thats because in kitchen nightmares hes hired to help these people save their failing business but they dont fucking listen to his advice and question the legitimacy of his advice.

mogarmorelikerungar:

Same guy.

THIS IS THE SAME GUY.

bluedew12:

candelantern:

amazingartistyellow:

A Caretaker’s Intervention

Sorry for the spoiler to anyone who has not seen/played the true Pacifist route of Undertale.

Legit my favorite part of the game.
This took way too long to make. Blame me for wanting to put in a bunch of special effects…

SCREAMING
SCREAMING
SCREAMING

THIS IS STUNNING!!

synchronizedlameness:
“ THIS WAS POSTED THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IM STILL LAUGHING GOODBYE
”

synchronizedlameness:

THIS WAS POSTED THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IM STILL LAUGHING GOODBYE

dismothie:

But how bad you have to mess up to upset 13

Bonus:

Keep reading

bluegrasshole:

twentysevenbees:

bluegrasshole:

twentysevenbees:

bluegrasshole:

HE DOESN’T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS

but he

TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN

LIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN

you were young

showerthoughtsofficial:

The moon is probably the most viewed thing, nearly 100 billion people who have ever roamed this planet must’ve seen it at least once.

afloweroutofstone:

tilthat:

TIL Jean-Paul Sartre hallucinated seeing crabs for most of his life after taking mescaline.

via http://ift.tt/2xGWp2J

Sartre: Yeah, after I took mescaline, I started seeing crabs around me all the time. They followed me in the streets, into class. I got used to them. I would wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, my little ones, how did you sleep?” I would talk to them all the time. I would say, “O.K., guys, we’re going into class now, so we have to be still and quiet,” and they would be there, around my desk, absolutely still, until the bell rang.

Gerassi: A lot of them?

Sartre: Actually, no, just three or four.

Grassi: But you knew they were imaginary?

Sartre: Oh, yes. But after I finished school, I began to think I was going crazy, so I went to see a shrink, a young guy then with whom I have been good friends ever since, Jacques Lacan. We concluded that it was fear of being alone, fear of losing the camaraderie of the group. You know, my life changed radically from my being one of a group, which included peasants and workers, as well as bourgeois intellectuals, to it being just me and Castor. The crabs really began when my adolescence ended. At first, I avoided them by writing about them — in effect, by defining life as nausea — but then as soon as I tried to objectify it, the crabs appeared. And then they appeared whenever I walked somewhere. Not when I was writing, just when I was going someplace. … The crabs stayed with me until the day I simply decided that they bored me and that I just wouldn’t pay attention to them. And then the war came, the stalag, the Resistance, and the big political battles after the war.