the-saint-dennis:

airyairyquitecontrary:

mituna:

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

No no no. It’s the exact opposite. All the players, the Knights of the Round Table, especially Arthur, they all want to complete their quest and are serious about it. The uncooperative ones are the NPCs, the DM controlled characters. John Clease alone berates and belittles characters who just want to pass through. Or what about the Knights who say Ni? The Black Knight? Help help I’m being oppressed guy? They’re all DM controlled.


This is actually the story of DM getting revenge on a group of players who are probably a bunch of murder hobos normally and let them have a taste of what it’s like to be in a game that’s nonsense.


“Okay. So we finally get to fight someone?”

“No. The police arrive and arrest you all. End of campaign.”

theamazingsallyhogan:

tacopocalyptica:

tryfag:

snips-starkiller-stormpilot:

laivaaja:

persisting:

zoomwitch:

hethatcures:

radetzkymarch:

stormcloak:

skotothalamos:

90sold:

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

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Fuck.

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

Epic legends.

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

We still have NO IDEA who played Willrow Hood. Legendary.

calmeremerald:

a bit late but … on september 13th, 2007 in japan pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of time & darkness were released! my favorite entry in the pmd series and one of the games that cemented my love in more plot centered games.

happy 10th to one of my favorite games!

sn0wbro:

kastortheunstuckable:

presentmilk:

i cant wait until all humans die and octopuses take their place as the rightful intelligent life forms on this shit planet

who’s to say they aren’t. already among us

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i too am a shocked human like the person in that image.

zedrin-maybe:
“I’m
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moniquill:
“ iknowuthink:
“ Expanded Consciousness ”
Growing food instead of laws is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’...

moniquill:

iknowuthink:

Growing food instead of laws is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’ reasons?

Maybe instead of snidely saying ‘trying to impress your neighbors?’ give people instructions on how to work with and/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.

We need more posts instructing people how to guerrilla garden and found community gardens, and fewer posts saying ‘You only have a lawn because you’re shallow and vain and stupid!’

nemeankitten:

mouthword:

complete-bs-district:

reminder that rose is a deadly ass bitch since she was 13????

Okay but can we talk about the ogre thing for a second?

We saw John do a lot of strifing in the early acts, through both “strife” flash’s and panels.

John was not only knocked out by a single imp, twice, which took him THREE TRIES to defeat,

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John couldn’t take down an Ogre on his own, even with a pretty powerfully prototyped weapon. In order for John to take down an ogre (which took him two tries, again, getting knocked out repeatedly) he required assistance from both Nanasprite and Rose.

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Rose took down an ogre in the span of two panels. With zero weapon prototyping and zero assistance from anyone. Not to mention, the underlings John fought were only 1x prototyped. The ones Rose fought were 2x prototyped, and arguably more powerful.

Rose was fucking badass.

ok but remember this?

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rose lalonde has been like this since early childhood. rose lalonde is fucking vicious. she has dirk’s natural inclination to Fight Everything, combined with roxy’s fighting reflexes and supreme guile. rose lalonde has absolutely been waiting on tenterhooks for the day where she can beat the everloving shit out of something without legal consequences.

ohshititsmama:

baconflavouredshotgun:

Me: “I’m not gonna be involved with that skeleton war stuff this year”

Me, on October 1st:

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Fuck waiting for October 1st, I’m preemptively enlisting. 

cactuseeds:

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices