jacquelynkelly:

peenyrise-the-dancing-clown:

my friend showed me this and i fucking DIED 

im fucking crying this is hilarious

TAZ 30 - you look like youre made of salt!

americanbeautiies:

people remember the tentacle line as taako and kravitz’ introduction but the fact that this line is literally the first actual line he ever fucking says to kravitz is and forever will be my favourite taz fact

showerthoughtsofficial:

The most unbelievable thing in The Magic School bus are the seatbelts on the school bus.

it was magic

iguanamouth:

yeahhhh babey its pokemon time

every episode on “my cat from hell”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tiredbutch:

owner: my cat is a DEMON

jackson galaxy: your cat feels unsafe

make ur cat feel safe and cared for

owner: my cat shits everywhere and doesnt use his litterbox
Jackson galaxy: when was the last time you cleaned the litterbox?
owner: Oh, i dont do that. the litterbox is disgusting.

anjevalart:

dance children, DANCE

rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

whisperstims:

iron-sunrise:

fruitstim:

honey

THAT’S NOT HONEY DONT EAT THAT

I’m crying

showerthoughtsofficial:

Why do people think vanilla ice cream is plain? It’s vanilla-flavoured. Plain would be just frozen cream.