neyruto:

neopets wont let me type pot or gay into spellcaster but it will allow PISS

adurot:

Is that the Holy Grail?

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

thegarnet:

thegarnet:

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

god i AM josh.

mirrorfalls:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

spicypalette:

hhnng warmup doodles. boyfriends who cosplay homestuck together, stay together.

trilllizard666:

note-a-bear:

sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven:

braver than every marine put together 🙌

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/09/thats-wakiesha-a-woman-said-as-she-threw-her-nieces-ashes-at-the-los-angeles-police-chief/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a238df75a206

“That’s Wakiesha,” [Sheila] Hines-Brim said as she walked away.

“That’s Wakiesha!” she said again, her voice louder. “She’s going to stay with you!”

[….]

Hines-Brim and another woman, Melina Abdullah, were booked on suspicion of battery on a police officer. The agency said Abdullah, a Black Lives Matter activist and a professor at California State University at Los Angeles, assaulted an officer before the meeting room was cleared.

Abdullah said she and Hines-Brim were falsely arrested. Gina Viola, who said she was at the meeting and was standing next to Abdullah, said Abdullah never touched an officer and was forcibly taken away.

The women were later released, Abdullah tweeted Tuesday night.

“I used her ashes so they can be with him, so he can feel her, because he murdered her,” Hines-Brim said after her release from jail, according to KCBS. “They covered it up.”