Silver Tongue

hetare-ttk:

Two of your greatest enemies being so bummed out by your suicidal tendencies that they’re willing to let go of a 20 million dollar reward, is both the most hilarious and most depressing thing I’ve read, and that about sums up Deadpool to a T.

thescourge-sisters:

catchymemes:
The loudest sound of our childhood
This was creepier than most horror films

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:
vampireapologist:
I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
3 times

IM SO UPSET. I JUST REALIZED THE ICUP IN YOUR BIO.

Anonymous

soupery:

lastcenturi0n:
soupery:
taffybuns:
that’s my mbti don’t be mean :/
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@soupery congratulations you played yourself
wait FUCK

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

purrityring:
dopenmind:
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

 [Roy drinking from a flask]
Riza: Stop! Stop -
Roy: Relax, it's Mountain Dew Code Red.
Riza: ...I honestly don't know if that's worse.

banishedquasiroyal:

we, are the crystal gems,

catwithbenefits:

cartawo:
fizzy-dog:
i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat
Boss…
AMAZING. MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS.