zoetropez:
“ skarchomp:
“ beardogs:
“ setakou:
“ whitedemonkin:
“here is an updated mega cursed version of tumblr’s bad taste in men done by @antiromani
”
excuse me how the fuck is sidon a bad taste in men
”
even tho I don’t support yall n ur fish...

zoetropez:

skarchomp:

beardogs:

setakou:

whitedemonkin:

here is an updated mega cursed version of tumblr’s bad taste in men done by @antiromani

excuse me how the fuck is sidon a bad taste in men 

even tho I don’t support yall n ur fish fucking lifestyle I don’t think shark man is comparable to the other characters on this list. Like at least he seems like he would be a supportive boyfriend. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to blimpydick croquet or fucking eridan

OP what the hell is your damage did a shark man break your heart once

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argentarachnids:

thebeautyinbeautiful:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

And that’s the story of how Nichelle Nichols stuck with Star Trek after the first season.

I’m not even a Trekkie and I’m legitimately crying here

I’m struck by the fact that star trek was airing during the civil rights movement and it really puts these events into context because otherwise you feel like they’re just vaguely independent.

ninozapo:
“Discord Sketch Request
”

ninozapo:

Discord Sketch Request

Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes

sabertoothwalrus:

  • portmanteaus
  • when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
  • when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
  • saying words phonetically
  • saying words with Emphasis
  • putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles
  • singing a word for emphasis
  • wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”
  • using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get

feel free to add more

bibliophilicwitch:

punkandjerkmeaniloveyou:

rozf:

spookytiffany:

zymish:

barazombies:

seerofsarcasm:

grant-garcia:

Washboard — Tumblr Savior for mobile devices

Hello, Tumblr! Over the last few months I’ve been working on a project that brings keyword blacklisting to mobile devices, and it’s finally ready for the public. If you’re not familiar, Tumblr Savior is a browser extension that allows users to hide posts containing certain keywords or tags. It works great for desktops, but it can’t be used on phones or tablets, and the official Tumblr apps don’t offer any alternatives.

That’s where Washboard steps in: just sign in with Tumblr, import your blacklist from Tumblr Savior, and start browsing! Washboard also features infinite scrolling, a “Safe Mode" toggle that hides images, and a few other features that make mobile browsing as painless as possible.

Any questions or suggestions? Send me an ask or tag a post #washboard.ws and I’ll look at it as soon as possible!

SCREAMS IN HAPPINESS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

reblog to save a life

If it’s a mobile app where all the pictures aren’t gray squares, sign me up. That’s already better than the official app.

Hey
@butterynutjob
this might help you and that issue! Or anyone who wants blacklisting on your mobile devices.

This makes me so happy

SCREAMING

megafangirl77:

zhora-salome:

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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Originally posted by gif87a-com

What a beautiful octopus.

It’s rather furry, don’t you think?

Don’t kinkshame him

moonlightoscar:
“ phhat:
“i’m out
” ”