renniksarts:

wardenasksthings:

scraps-is-busy:

rosexknight:

faismusings:

daeva-agas:

yeouja:

it’s time for the chinese zodiac to take off in western side of internet. forget rising sun moon etc signs, tell me your animal signs & element!! THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL DRAMA WESTERN INTERNET IS MISSING

Water Monkey

Earth Snake :D

Fire Rooster!! =D

Water Rooster.

Fire Tiger

Water Horse

Wooden boar

justacunninglinguist:

cobaltdays:

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

yesterdaysprint:

The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, July 10, 1935

mbulteau:

kakelketelstekel:

mangogatherer:

etruscan shell cosmetic container

Somehow I read cosmic container

klubbhead:

Maybe it’s the cat juxtaposed to the story, but this reminds me of you heavily.

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@kitsunetrickster

It was me. That’s why

acadieum:

👍 some good ol sibling bondin’ 👍
(click to read | insp from @jumpboy-rembrandt​ ‘s post!)

commission | ko-fi

the-greatest-genderqueer:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like