picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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anony-mouse-writer:
“ tigerine:
“ trapqueenkoopa:
“ aspiringwarriorlibrarian:
“ greaseonmymouth:
“ mllemusketeer:
“ inushiek:
“ deniedmysign:
“ scarletgoldenthorn:
“ fridjitzu:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from...

anony-mouse-writer:

tigerine:

trapqueenkoopa:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

greaseonmymouth:

mllemusketeer:

inushiek:

deniedmysign:

scarletgoldenthorn:

fridjitzu:

did-you-kno:

Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

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Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.

And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.

But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.

Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.

The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.

also, we need to use our petroleum for other things, like durable plastics (for artificial hearts n shit, stuff that needs to not break down) so burning it up when we could be using clean power is just stupid

Clean energy: ‘we’re not perfect, but we’ve got a bunch of ideas and the math says we can do this!’
Oil: ‘pfft, well if it’s not problem-free, its not worth trying!’

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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thats some final destination shit right there

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

thats some final destination shit right there

jezi-belle:

I just can’t stop thinking of the poor beleaguered mom of the SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW kid stumbling upon the internet phenomenon that is some dumb shit her child said in public once.

Can you even IMAGINE

Your child acted an ass in the grocery store and SUDDENLY LIN-MANUEL FRIGGIN’ MIRANDA HAS WRITTEN A SONG ABOUT IT

How Much Can Kill You?

durbikins:

imstraightedge:

eccentric-nae:

pr1nceshawn:

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Water -  Everyone has heard that they should drink 2 liters of water every day. But if you drink 3 times as much, your kidneys will not be able to process this much liquid and get it out of your system. The result can be internal organ and brain edema and respiratory arrest. 

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Coffee -  Half an ounce of caffeine is believed to be a lethal dose. It is approximately 113 coffee cups (of 250 ml). It is worth mentioning that in this case, a person would probably die not from the caffeine overdose but water intoxication: 113 cups are actually almost 30 liters of water. So if you don’t eat coffee beans or mouthfuls of instant coffee, you are safe.

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Chocolate -  Chocolate contains a small amount of theobromine. This alkaloid is a powerful agent that stimulates the central nervous system. But if you ate 22 lb of chocolate in one sitting, it could lead first to nausea and diarrhea, then an epileptic fit, then internal bleeding, cardiac infarction, and finally death.

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Alcohol -  For a healthy man, a deadly dose would be 1.25 liters of 40% alcohol (approximately 27 shots of 45 ml each). But it will happen only if the man finishes this amount within one hour and does not throw up.

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Cigarettes - Taking into account that each standard cigarette contains approximately 0.8 mg of nicotine, 75 cigarettes can blow you to kingdom come.

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Marijuana - Things are slightly different with marijuana. The fatal dose is 1,500 lb, smoked within 15 minutes or 48 lb eaten at one time. And you probably won’t enjoy it at all. Not even Snoop Dogg can do that.

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Apple Seeds -  You won’t die from eating 18 apples. But if you take out the seeds from those 18 apples, smash them to pieces, chew them thoroughly, and swallow them, then there is a possibility that you will die because apple seeds contain cyanide. 

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Bananas -  Bananas contain potassium, an overdose of which can lead to death. But for this to happen, you would have to eat 400 bananas in one sitting.

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Oranges -  To die from an orange overdose, you would need to eat 11,000 oranges in one sitting.

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Salt - The everyday norm of salt is approximately 0.1 oz. A lethal dose of salt is 9 oz in one sitting (approximately 48 teaspoons). If someone decides to choose this way to commit suicide, it will be a truly regretful choice because the death would be agonizing (from a lot of enemas) and long.

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Sugar -  The fatal dose of sucrose is 5 oz per pound of your body weight. This means that a man would need to eat 55 lb of sugar in one go, which equals approximately 500 teaspoons

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Toothpaste - Theoretically, you would need to eat 24 tubes of toothpaste to get to the afterlife. 

Appleseeds and bananas are more lethal than weed. Fuck anybody who ever says anything about weed ever again.

of course some fuckface tries to make this about weed.

me after eating 90 apple seed and 400 bananas in one sitting: damn i should’ve smoked weed :/

doodle-hell:
“the little sloth boy
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doodle-hell:

the little sloth boy

miruo-cchi:

why did i do this 

mustard-gucci:

itskyalenotkyle:

When you don’t know who you’re robbing

Lmaooooooooooo. This is so elaborate