taz-quotes:

Hurley: Ready yourselves, because when you hear the second horn, that’s when we’re going. Remember, we got 15 opponents but all we have to do is beat Sloane. You guys have any last words?

Merle: Um, yeah-

[Second horn blares]

showerthoughtsofficial:

Einstein said, “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over, expecting a different result.” And Churchill said, “Success is going from failure to failure, with no loss of enthusiasm.” So, success, is a form of insanity.

Einstein never actually said that though

humming-the-bassline:

the-suitelife-of-disneychannel:

my favorite part from High School Musical 2

@probablyfakeblonde

thetrippytrip:

The entire thing should not be an issue in a “free” country. People should be outraged by broken criminal justice system, but they value national symbols more than people’s lives and freedom of expression.

puptum:

some character ability interactions in overwatch

my twitter here

sweetcatastrophex:

bojack has the best background jokes

showerthoughtsofficial:

Women wont date a guy who still lives with his mom, but will date a guy who still lives with his wife.

the majority of the time, they dont know the guy even has the wife because the guy is a manipulative asshole who betrays the trust of both his wife and the woman

jinglejangleurshitupbro:

skeleton-pit:

tripleclown:

saladsaladnovski:

this is god

this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth!

Guys its fucking torterra

finally, we found what extra dimensional spider clowns are afraid of