Silver Tongue

calliope-lalonde:

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

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owlmylove:

me: oh yeah i love marvel heroes!! my favorite is uhhhh [looks at hand]

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meteor shenanigans

pseudopossum:

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later on, they would alchemize stackable cups, raising the stakes on this game greatly.

jake-richmond:
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42chickens:

imagine being bought a none pizza with left beef by andrew hussie

transgirlpinup:
“ memecage:
“Is this the meaning of ascended ?
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This is some next level shit right here.
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transgirlpinup:

memecage:

Is this the meaning of ascended ?

This is some next level shit right here.

wlwayo:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

why do kylo stans talk….. Like That?

look, i don’t know how many times i have to say this but he’s not loki, he doesn’t have a silver-tongue, but they’re like writing these epic poems in his honor and i’m like ???????

not to sound like a former loki stan, which i am, but kyle’s villainous presentation is so utterly lackluster 

when he talks, he just sounds like adam driver, and adam driver’s voice is not distinct, adam driver just sounds like some guy they found

AND none of kylo’s lines are particularly striking so like how has he amassed this following? what has he done? kylo could NEVER come up with “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. the bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power” can that backwards ass square titty hoe even SPELL subjugation???

Kinda reminds me of Megamind when he says “you’re a villain all right but not a supervillain.” And the other guy’s like “what’s the difference?” And Megamind says “presentation!”

elodieunderglass:

millennial-review:

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ooh this is a good three sentences

chefpyro:

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i love it when birth dates are listed like this cause it implies that the person was already 46 when they were born

nekoama:

The Incredi-Buh Journey Part 5