jinglejangleurshitupbro:
“ skeleton-pit:
“ tripleclown:
“ saladsaladnovski:
“this is god
”
this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth
”
See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth!
”
Guys its fucking...

jinglejangleurshitupbro:

skeleton-pit:

tripleclown:

saladsaladnovski:

this is god

this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth!

Guys its fucking torterra

finally, we found what extra dimensional spider clowns are afraid of

Error in Translation Pt 1

yourplayersaidwhat:

We had a simple Deep Gnome character in our group who didn’t speak common. Literally everyone could function as a translator for him, but it was decided that our Fighter’s Bird Familiar would do it for him. Well, the Bird had 7 Int, so some liberties were taken by this character in the translation process. Tonight’s session was part 1 of 3.

Some of the gems from his notes:

VERY GOOD Family Sword (STINKY)

Marble Stick was behind drawing

(Song) Tired Cat; Scary Beast; Doors; Musty; Hole (person inside?)

Digging Figures

MOUNTAINS!! :D

“Lear” in Medusa

Stonework not of Svirfneblin quality.

sick grave box

Shop guy = King??

Thinks wrong Lee (Who is Lee??)

Cross eye = Stupid; Ghost = Cross eye

durbikins:

Honestly, this is the best scene out of Adam Sandler’s entire filmography

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Originally posted by n64thstreet

showerthoughtsofficial:

The biggest compliment in gaming is when someone accuses you of cheating when you are not cheating.

dennys:
“ shadogal94:
“ dennys:
“oops, was gonna photoshop a “banana eel” then looked it up and UH OH THEY ACTUALLY EXIST. GOOGLE IT. LIKE A SWIMMIN BANANA. WHAT IS THIS EARTH?!!
”
BANANA pEEL
”
yes that was going to be our pun!
”

dennys:

shadogal94:

dennys:

oops, was gonna photoshop a “banana eel” then looked it up and UH OH THEY ACTUALLY EXIST. GOOGLE IT. LIKE A SWIMMIN BANANA. WHAT IS THIS EARTH?!!

BANANA pEEL

yes that was going to be our pun!

fwoosh-finnick-the-fan:

prospect-euphoria:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

bidoof:
“I have De-Chadified Dwayne Johnson. He is now involuntarily celibate. He will never have sex again.”

bidoof:

I have De-Chadified Dwayne Johnson. He is now involuntarily celibate. He will never have sex again.

mikeybrah:
“ snaacks:
“im screaming
”
That’s fucked up
”
is your teacher parker?

mikeybrah:

snaacks:

im screaming

That’s fucked up

is your teacher parker?

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Originally posted by sextmen

zooophagous:

targuzzler:

jbvonhemp:

targuzzler:

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Oh no what a fucking tragedy

Why don’t you Google average wait times to receive a medical procedure. There are Canadians that come to the U.S. to get medical care rather than wait over a month to get it done in Canada.

I had cancer and im canadian dumbass i know full well what the wait times are like and its only long if its shit that can wait. Im sorry but im ok with waiting with a non life threatening injury if no one gets turned away from healthcare because they’re poor. The only canadians that go to the united states are rich enough that they are willing to spend the money to save a few hours waiting

I love that Americans love to trot out the BUT THE WAIT TIMES! Bullshit as if their own private practice doctors don’t have their appointments already scheduled through December.


Your medication has painful side effects? Too bad! Doctor Costalot can’t see you again until 15 weeks from now! Wanna be on the cancellation list just in case?