thegestianpoet:

hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up 

garbage-empress:

targuzzler:

tilthat:

TIL of the “Turnspit Dog” a now extinct dog that was short-legged, long-bodied and bred to run on a wheel that would turn meat over a fire. They were also used as foot warmers in church and Queen Victoria kept retired turnspit dogs as pets.

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No proof will ever convince me any of this isnt a complete lie

“thank god we spent several generations making an entire fucking dog breed to put in a wheel on the ceiling to rotate meat for us.”

boethiah:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.

this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen i almost had a heart attack don’t do this to me

ponygem:

the what? gay?

i was a little traumatized the first time i killed her, then i learned that if you avoid her that day she lives

thats only if you marry her granddaughter. if you marry her granddaughter without triggering the cutscene where she dies, she wont die.

nautilusing:

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

friskin:

i think i speak for everyone when i say nothing makes me cry harder than pokemon mystery dungeon soundtracks

thebadluckcrew:

Maude’s Tragic Death Simpsons HD

scotchtapeofficial:

misakicatgirl:

kingofdersecest:

The kind of people who say stupid memy shit like this “deactivate your almonds” “pee your pants” are the exact type of people who send “kill yourself” anons but with this new cutsey way of saying it, they can get away with it. And whenever someone calls them out of it they have the ready made excuse of “oh I never actually said kill yourself, I was just being cute~” 

Its like….calling someone “The N Word” you’re not TECHNICALLY calling them a nigger, but everyone knows the N Word stands for Nigger, so you put that word in their head without actually saying it. 

dude you run a homestuck incest blog

isn’t that last paragraph directly plagiarized from a terrible louis ck bit